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My self-summary
I laugh at farts & randomly bust out "No Diggity" from time to time.

Proud mom. Coffee addict. Grammar enthusiast. Stubborn Liberal. Word Nerd. Sarcasm queen. Sapiosexual. Movie-quoting guru. Batman fanatic. ENTJ Personality. Mom bod. Lover of beards, beer, life, & all things geeky.

Into skinny chicks? You've come to the wrong place.

Your wardrobe consists of Affliction and Tap-Out tees? Revamp that shit.

If you don't regularly brush your teeth/shower, it's a no, ya nasty.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it?
I’m really good at
Quoting movies & memorizing song lyrics.

Wheel of Fortune.

Reading/grammar/spelling (Poor grammar is kind of a turn off)

Zombie makeup.
The first things people usually notice about me
Typically my eyes, but I guess I could ask you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Almost anything by Shakespeare. Harry Potter. The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Of Mice and Men. The Silver Linings Playbook. To Kill a Mockingbird. The Fault in Our Stars. Until They Bring the Streetcars Back. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Fargo Rock City. Sex, Drugs, & Cocoapuffs. The Hunger Games. Flowers in the Attic.

Movies: Step Brothers. Must Love Dogs. Star Wars. Avatar. The Wedding Singer. The Batman trilogy. Waiting. Pineapple Express. The Breakfast Club. Inception. Pitch Perfect. Harry Potter. Up in the Air. Cruel Intentions. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Son in Law. Bridesmaids. The Hangover. Dumb & Dumber. Zombieland.

I'm in love with Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, and Jimmy Kimmel.

TV: The Walking Dead. The Office. Breaking Bad. House. Orange is the New Black. Jimmy Kimmel Live. Scrubs. Grey's Anatomy. Law & Order: SVU. Archer. Garfunkel & Oates. Nip/Tuck. Dexter.

Music: Alanis Morissette. The Civil Wars. Shakey Graves. Dave Matthews Band. Amber Run. AC/DC. Beck. Foo Fighters. Seafret. Lady Gaga. Radiohead. Aerosmith. Norah Jones. Kat Dahlia. Fleetwood Mac. Counting Crows. Queen. A Fine Frenzy. Garth Brooks. Adele. Bethany Joy Lenz. Train (90's). Ron Pope. Stevie Wonder. Jewel. Michael Buble. Billy Joel. Justin Timberlake. Miley Cyrus.
Six things I could never do without
My son.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Providing the best, possible future for my son.

Why some people get their rocks off by causing other people misery.

Who I'd recruit in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights are usually spent at home with my son or out with my friends. I can also be found sinking into my couch watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll let you know when we get there. I'm kind of an open book.
You should message me if
You're confident in yourself & can make people laugh.

You're smart, open-minded, entertaining, and can carry a conversation.

Or, you hate Rachael Ray's voice as much as I do.
The two of us