Proud mom. Coffee addict. Grammar enthusiast. Stubborn Liberal. Word Nerd. Sarcasm queen. Sapiosexual. Movie-quoting guru. Batman fanatic. ENTJ Personality. Mom bod. Lover of beards, beer, life, & all things geeky.
Into skinny chicks? You've come to the wrong place.
Your wardrobe consists of Affliction and Tap-Out tees? Revamp that shit.
If you don't regularly brush your teeth/shower, it's a no, ya nasty.
Wheel of Fortune.
Reading/grammar/spelling (Poor grammar is kind of a turn off)
Movies: Step Brothers. Must Love Dogs. Star Wars. Avatar. The Wedding Singer. The Batman trilogy. Waiting. Pineapple Express. The Breakfast Club. Inception. Pitch Perfect. Harry Potter. Up in the Air. Cruel Intentions. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Son in Law. Bridesmaids. The Hangover. Dumb & Dumber. Zombieland.
I'm in love with Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, and Jimmy Kimmel.
TV: The Walking Dead. The Office. Breaking Bad. House. Orange is the New Black. Jimmy Kimmel Live. Scrubs. Grey's Anatomy. Law & Order: SVU. Archer. Garfunkel & Oates. Nip/Tuck. Dexter.
Music: Alanis Morissette. The Civil Wars. Shakey Graves. Dave Matthews Band. Amber Run. AC/DC. Beck. Foo Fighters. Seafret. Lady Gaga. Radiohead. Aerosmith. Norah Jones. Kat Dahlia. Fleetwood Mac. Counting Crows. Queen. A Fine Frenzy. Garth Brooks. Adele. Bethany Joy Lenz. Train (90's). Ron Pope. Stevie Wonder. Jewel. Michael Buble. Billy Joel. Justin Timberlake. Miley Cyrus.
Why some people get their rocks off by causing other people misery.
Who I'd recruit in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
You're smart, open-minded, entertaining, and can carry a conversation.
Or, you hate Rachael Ray's voice as much as I do.