27 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Goofy. Kind. Eccentric. I've heard it more than once I'm unique like everyone else. That brings me comfort late at night when I snuggle up in my straitjacket.

My humor is offbeat, like an old man at a wedding reception. Though I hope to make others feel as happy as this guy:

Generally I find beauty in small things. I'd say I'm positive, but the test results haven't confirmed anything.

In life, I'm still solving for X. Fortunately I know what X isn't: a career, a woman, an object.

Basically, if you like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, or having sex at midnight, then I'd love to discuss with you the intricacies of Rupert Holmes' entire discography. Over coffee, of course.
What I’m doing with my life
Yes, I have a full-time job. No, I don't own a car.
I’m really good at
playing myself. But I still have bosses to beat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know... I'm tall, muscular, and black.

But I'd have to say it's my smile.:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Flowers for Algernon. Equus.

Charlie Kaufman.

Breaking Bad. Peep Show.

Funkadelic. Michael Jackson. The Pimps of Joytime. John Coltrane.

Sushi. Lebanese. Mystery meat.
The six things I could never do without
Hold on, let me look them up on my iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Let's not venture down that rabbit hole, shall we?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not looking for a textual relationship.
You should message me if
you're looking for a gentleman who'll make you laugh. You're smart, fun, and get along with your parents.