33 Millbury, United States
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My self-summary
There was once a very large chunk of text here. It has been deleted and will be reworked pending some very large life changes. In the meantime, I believe that the remainder of this profile is still accurate.

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I apologize in advance if I send you a really awkward and disjointed message. I can be a slightly awkward person, but this whole "meeting new people" thing is way out of my element. The more awkward, corny, or asinine my message is, the cooler I probably think you are.

Oh, and I tend to ignore match/friend/enemy percentages when I message people. If someone's self-written description is interesting to me, that's worth more than a computer algorithm.

More to come, I promise... For now, a quick list of things I'm into:
- Museums
- Musicals
- D&D
- Games of all sorts (except drinking)
- Steampunk
- Paganism (and other assorted new-agey religions)
- Wandering around book stores and having rambling conversations
- Going for walks in cemeteries (and at times having rambling conversations whether or not I have living company).

I'm a little bit gothy, but I've been told that I skew more toward rockabilly, and I'm okay with that. Gothabilly? I'm not quite sure about that...
What I’m doing with my life
That's a big one. Let me get back to you, or feel free to ask and I'll lay it all out.
I’m really good at
Being large, which makes me ideal for reaching top shelves, blocking wind, knocking things off tables, and being in the way.

I'd also like to think I'm good at conversation, games of various sorts, being funny, and singing.

Also, providing long-lived betta fish with a respectful funeral. Feel free to ask me for the true story.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a big, tall guy that tends to wear either all black or obnoxiously bright colors. If they make it past that, it's usually my sense of humor, my singing voice, or the bearded axe strapped to my back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Um... The Dresden Files series, the Clockwork Century series, the inaccurately-named Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy, R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt books, Adam Rex's Frankenstein children's books, books on philosophy and religion, poetry (especially Samuel Taylor Coleridge or Allen Ginsberg), and a whole bunch of others that I can't even think of.

Comic books: Neil Gaiman's Sandman (or just about anything by Gaiman, really), Kevin Smith's Batman stuff, Deadpool, Wanted, almost anything by Alan Moore, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Hellboy.

Movies: The Star Wars trilogy (IV, V, and VI), The Crow, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Watchmen, the Jay & Silent Bob flicks, Almost Famous, assorted zombie and vampire movies, Nightmare on Elm Street series, anything by Quentin Tarantino, Mel Brooks, musicals.

A note on movies: I absolutely love horror movies. I love gore and "jump" moments, but neither of those actually scare me. I love atmosphere, tension, and subtlety. The first Paranormal Activity, the Ring, and Night of the Living Dead are movies that, to me, are absolutely terrifying. If you have any suggestions for atmospheric horror movies, I'd love to hear them!

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Face Off, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, Invader Zim, Beavis & Butt-Head, Breaking Bad (it took a while to get on the bandwagon, but I would've given it a shot a long time ago if only someone had told me how funny that show really is).

Music: Punk, classic rock, folk, Irish/Celtic, any mix of those first four, some metal, very occasional hip hop, show tunes, Stephen Lynch, old sea shanties, Voltaire, Frank Turner, Tom Lehrer. I can find at least a few songs I enjoy in just about any genre, really.

I've recently discovered the joys of Epic Rap Battles of History. Someone, please tear me away from them, because I don't have the strength to do it myself.

Food: Burgers, Chinese, Thai, breakfast foods... Okay, so I'm pretty much a black hole when it comes to food. I like things that are hearty and heavy and probably bad for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, death, the possibility of an afterlife. Lately, I've been thinking a lot about human sexuality, the nature of gender, and how much of our popular notions of sexuality are instinctive or taught.

Food, which movies are coming out soon in theaters or redbox, work, weekend plans, gaming.

I also get a lot of strange mental images that I don't try to conjure. My brain kind of likes to force them upon me. Often, they're visual portrayals of plays on words. If one of these happens to me when you're with me, you WILL have it described to you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at home probably playing video games or hanging out at an open mic (probably on my laptop playing video games, unless there's someone I find interesting onstage, myself included).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll figure out something to put here eventually. For now, there aren't many things that or private or that I won't admit to.
You should message me if
- I seem fun or interesting
- You've been made aware of a plot on my life
- You know where my missing socks are
- You didn't find either of the last two things stupid