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My self-summary
Most important thing for you to know is that I have a 4 year old son. He is the most important person in my life, I have a great relationship with his father and step-mom. 0% drama!!!!

I made the mistake of giving someone my age a chance, not again. I like men older than me, usually in their early 30's or sometimes even slightly older, not by much though.

Ok, As you can tell from the name, nerdy. If you look in "My Details" you'll see i'm a short and a bigger girl :) I don't claim to be "curvy", I am a big girl but apparently not a BBW. I eat healthy, don't drink soda and exercise when I can. (I'll grab an energy drink if i work 3rd shift that night)
Also, I am pansexual, not bisexual. If you don't know what that is, please feel free to google it, i won't judge.

I won't stand for someone sending me a message using some form of chatspeak. I won't respond, ever. It gives me a migraine and makes me just want to close my laptop. I also don't care for just asking "what's up?" if you read my profile, we'd have many things to talk about. Please don't think that if i don't respond in a short time frame, I don't like you. I am busy a lot of times and usually just read messages, not respond right away.

People are starting to take things way too offensively lately, think about the type of person you find physically attractive. I have a thing for chubby, beardy, nerdy guys and my taste in the more feminine creatures is up in the air, it just depends on the woman. I love a woman with curves, not a fan of blondes though. Give me a raven haired girl with doe eyes and I'll drool or a nice pale Irish girl ;)
**Do I get offended if you don't like bigger girls, why should I? That's like me getting mad because you like apples and I hate them. It's whatever!**
Now, I've noticed on here, everyone is looking for a nice girl. Funny, i bet you've been messaged by tons of nice women, they just aren't your definition of physical beauty. Sometimes, our physical preferences doesn't match up with our wants in personality.

I enjoy taking care of people, Im the oldest child and helped raise 9 boys and 10 girls. My need to make others happy, is a driving force. My mom jokes that i should have been born in the 40's or 50's because I enjoy household chores. (not even joking, I get excited for new cleaning products..) I honestly don't get a long with femanazi's.
I have a dominant personality but that's because I want things done a certain way, i'm very submissive in the end. I am also into the BDSM lifestyle pretty heavily but I've only been active for 5-6 years.

I read comics, mostly DC but i have been reading a few Marvel, play video games (mostly xbox, just ask me what games) and i love to take my son to the park.

**So, someone got butthurt and reported my picture of my triforce tattoo. Just saying, being a little bitch might be the reason you are single!!!!**

I have a triforce tattoo on my wrist, all 9 lantern corps on my leg and over my heart I now have a cross between a Mandalorian skull/Batman/Klingon insignia. I couldn't pick between Star Wars or Star Trek as a favorite so I separated them with Batman! Also, if the only Mandalorian clan you know is the Fett clan, please dont... Just walk away... Just know that the next tattoo is going to be the Death Watch...
Basically, I am a geek with geek fandom tattoos. I have my lip, tongue and nipples pierced. I have my ears gauged to a simple 14 so all of my piercings are the same size just in case I lose a ball and need a more important one filled in. I am a sucker for tattoos and piercings... Also, hopeless romanticism...

I have 3 cats; Zoa, Clara Bell and Azzy. I also have 2 dogs; an all white malamute named Dargo and a black Mas/black lab named Chiana (bonus points if you know the names)
This doesnt really fit anywhere but my favorite color is jade green and favorite animal is the Platypus!!

Huge Bears fan, i work during most games so I've downloaded the NFL app to keep updated.
Anything else, you can either play the guessing game or ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working 40+ hours a week, paying off my mortgage and raising my son.
I wish I was doing more with my life.

After I pay off my mortgage, I do want to go back to school to become a cultural anthropologist. It's been my dream to be one since I was 10 years old.
I’m really good at
What I'm really good at? Uhhhhh baking and cooking, video games, putting things in alphabetical order, cleaning, making up stories for kids and playing in the snow.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am short, well, I am 5 feet tall. So its kinda hard not to notice that the chick only comes up to your chest. I have t-rex arms, I usually get people to laugh when I'm trying to reach stuff at work for them, short plus T Rex arms lol a lot of people usually notice my laugh because I can be loud sometimes. People sometimes tell me that I have a cute little girl voice. Not until later do they see I have pretty eyes :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ahhhhhh, a list for all of these could go on forever. My taste in books is sadly, romance novels. I am a sucker for romantic books, christine fehan is my favorite!

My movies is anything horror, gore, thrillers and just plain b-rated!! I'm a horror junkie and very proud. I've been into a lot of Japanese b-rated movies lately... Don't judge me!!

And shows are pretty much everywhere too... Here is a mixed list thanks to my netflix account; Game of Thrones, Once upon of time, doctor who, black books, the it crowd, family guy, Torchwood, sliders, Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, The Cleveland Show, colossal squid, American marry, the tick, Courage the Cowardly Dog, James and the Giant Peach, Devil's Carnival, repo, Futurama, code monkeys, MacGyver, Todd and the book of pure evil, Highlander, Felix the Cat, Evil Dead, Boondock Saints, killer Klowns from outer space, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Eureka, Xena the warrior princess, angel, Hercules, xxx holic, clerks 1&2, battle royal, Pokemon, star trek and deep space 9, The Boondocks, The Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Justice League Unlimited, Twilight Zone, X Files, warehouse 13, Black Butler, Soul Eater, trigun, Rin, Street Fighter, Trinity Blood, Witchblade, mushi shi, Hetalia, Sekirei, host club, Tarzan, Pocahontas, Aristocats, the rescuers, Beauty and the Beast, Aquabats, Young Frankenstein, 1931 Dracula, Barbarella, barbwire, Abbott and Costello Africa screams, who's on first, Breakfast at Tiffany's, the four hour long Cleopatra, anything with Vincent Price, Egyptian secrets.....
My taste in music is everywhere and usually scares people when i switch songs. I can go anywhere from heavy metal and rock to country, classical, opera, polka, Swedish folk dance music. I don't really listen to rap so I can't really name a whole lot of songs in rap but I know a few songs that touch my memory from when I was a younger kid, that have a place in my heart.
Six things I could never do without
There is nothing I couldn't go without, I would learn to adapt without it.
1. My son (not a "thing" but i couldnt live without him)
2. Glasses (I actually sleep with my glasses because Im scared of waking up and not being able to see what's going on)
3. My widows blood necklace
4. Oxygen lol
5. Uhhhh my batman double blade knife ( I work 3rd shift at a gas station so its usually on me at all times lol)
6. Creepy Pasta
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I usually just spend my day trying to get by but if I lie down and try to go to sleep, everything from 10 years ago pops into my head that I did wrong. Brain at 3am " Hey Andrea, do you remember that thing that happened five years ago, yeah let's remember every single detail of it and think of how we could have changed the situation" or " I wonder if that F 150 can out run that van"
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not at work and my son is with his grandma, you'll find me driving with the windows down, blasting some great music, maybe with some great people. I try to be social when I am allowed and I love long car rides so it just works out for me lol
Also, Im not 420 friendly... I dont really drink either, Im usually the DD :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

When i was 19, a guy friend convinced me to masturbate with icy hot.. Worst doctors visit ever!!
Im terrified of the dark... I actually have a tardis nightlight.
I am scared of birds, i can't even go into a pet store without freaking out.
You should message me if
I know it says that i only reply selectively but that is because a lot of people are either rude or send me one worded messages... Chances are if i have visited your profile, I have either rated it or im too shy to send a first message. Just because it says i viewed you, doesnt mean i have. But, please, DO NOT SEND A ONE WORDED MESSAGE AND EXPECT A RESPONSE.
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