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My self-summary
So my last thing was way too long... So here's the short and sweet of it... I'm probably not your type and I'll always be weirder than you. I just put this thing back up recently due to moving to a new city...

I'm an east coast transplant... grew up old fashioned in the country but raised on punk rock. Left home as soon as I turned 18, been roaming ever since. I just moved to the Austin area... Maybe this is where I'll finally settle down but I'll always be a nomad at heart. I cook for a living... I farm for my sanity. I raise lots of chickens, veggies and planted some fruit trees.

I love old movies, making fun of myself and my beat up old truck Hank (I named him after my favorite book series growing up).

I'm incredibly sarcastic most of the time so don't take it personal... it's just the way I am. I know when to take things seriously... but when I don't have to... I don't. I just like to laugh and make light of crappy/stressful/awkward situations.
What I’m doing with my life
Killing copperheads, raising over 30 chickens for eggs and meat, ripping a hole in the time-space continuum.
I’m really good at
making really bad jokes... building chicken palaces
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos... almost always the first thing out of someones mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read more than I watch tv but I listen to music constantly... Even while reading.
Six things I could never do without
Pink Flamingos
A sharp set of knives
My Dogs and My Chicken
My boy
Gravitational Pull
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'll be in a few years... Will I have reached crazy animal lady status?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working... I know... I live a life of danger and general badassery...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No clue... I'm a pretty open book about most things
You should message me if
you actually are interested... if not oh well...
The two of us