32 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an analyst by trade with the personality to match. I'm quick with a dirty joke and I love bad puns way more than any person should. I'm terrible at writing about anything unless it's an instructional piece or an analysis of something, so talk to me instead.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and trying to do fun stuff when presented with the option. Since I'm here I guess I'm looking to to find someone to spend some of those free hours with.
I’m really good at
Crosswords. Google-less even. That's pro level.

Having the male equivalent of resting bitch face. Idle Bastard Mug?
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone get this guy a comb and a razor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Microsoft Excel. Don't judge me.

Beer. At a wholesale quantity.

Thank god for them internets.

DVDs that replay instead of playing the menu music all night.

Buffets. Gotta keep my inner fatty happy.

Getting a list of 6 done in 5. Wait, this is the sixth, shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why doesn't anyone have a corgi I can play with?
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for fellow drinkers and going from there. Occasionally sleeping if the week was silly stressful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried my eyes out when Joyce died on Buffy. Oh yeah, spoiler warning.

If you said "If I told you then it wouldn't be private" here, go away. I'm all for being a smart ass, but at least be clever about it.
You should message me if
You like food, beer, and making fun of the people around you. If you'd like to be able to deactivate your account might be a good reason too.