Having the male equivalent of resting bitch face. Idle Bastard Mug?
Beer. At a wholesale quantity.
Thank god for them internets.
DVDs that replay instead of playing the menu music all night.
Buffets. Gotta keep my inner fatty happy.
Getting a list of 6 done in 5. Wait, this is the sixth, shit.
If you said "If I told you then it wouldn't be private" here, go away. I'm all for being a smart ass, but at least be clever about it.