I can tell if we're going to get along almost instantly based on your shoes. I'm dying to find someone who gets me and shares my sense of humor.
I care very little about money. If your #1 goal in life is to have a lot of money, you should probably just stop reading now.
+herping (look it up)
+soft squishy grass under bare feet
+people who go above and beyond for others.
+immersing myself in nature.
-flip flop noises
-the word "nipple"
-100 degree+ weather
-people who don't get my sense of humor
I am sweet, happy, and a total Gemini. I've recently determined that I'm incredibly picky.
+Taking life one day at a time
+Hiking with my dog
+Working in animal hospitals. I was a zookeeper before I came here and I miss it terribly.
-getting excited about things
-expressing emotions and thoughts
I haven't had cable or internet for a while, but these are some faves: LOST, king of the hill, the simpsons, buffy the vampire slayer, the office, park and rec, iCarly (very shameful guilty pleasure), storage wars, SNL, the walking dead, Portlandia, aaaand some others.
I love all kinds of music, really, from any genre. i love: the format, rancid, lana del rey, anything tim armstrong, The horrorpops, lady gaga, third eye blind, alanis morrisette, tegan & sara, eisley, mumford and sons, the lumineers, of monsters and men, gogol bordello, taylor swift... i don't know, there's a LOT of music that i love. i especially love female vocals.. I can go from top 40 to folk metal in an instant and be perfectly happy.
If I had to choose one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be hot dogs. I can't stand food snobs.
2. my car
5. a phone (cause i'm a worrier)
whether or not soulmates, true love, happy marriages exist..
people I care about.
I often smell like rhino or giraffe poop. you gotta learn to deal if you wanna hang with me.
Also, I require quite a bit of alone time.
+You are willing to go swimming in a creek out in the woods.
+You aren't afraid to get dirty and be outside.
+You're a genuinely nice, compassionate person
+You think we'd be good friends.
+You can very patiently teach me to get better at banjo.
+You feel as awkward as I do about being on this website.
You should NOT message me if:
-you don't like animals.
-you hate tattoos.
-you hate the outdoors.
-your username contains "-asaurus".
-your profile picture is of your abs or tits.
-you are a music or food snob.
-you're overly in love with the city.
-you're a serial dater.
P.S. don't be shy.