27 Morrison, United States
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My self-summary
"I love love, I love being in love, I don't care what it does to me." Points if you know and love this band :)

I can tell if we're going to get along almost instantly based on your shoes. I'm dying to find someone who gets me and shares my sense of humor.

I care very little about money. If your #1 goal in life is to have a lot of money, you should probably just stop reading now.

I like...
+herping (look it up)
+sweet secrets
+holding hands
+binomial nomenclature
+soft squishy grass under bare feet
+people who go above and beyond for others.
+immersing myself in nature.

I hate...
-pathological liars
-flaky people
-flip flop noises
-the word "nipple"
-100 degree+ weather
-facial piercings
-chewing noises
-people who don't get my sense of humor
-bad hair

I am sweet, happy, and a total Gemini. I've recently determined that I'm incredibly picky.
What I’m doing with my life
+Missing other places I've lived
+Taking life one day at a time
+Hiking with my dog
+Working in animal hospitals. I was a zookeeper before I came here and I miss it terribly.
I’m really good at
-handling critters
-getting excited about things
-loving people
-expressing emotions and thoughts
The first things people usually notice about me
Mohawk? Tattoos? Giant smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love comedies. I'm not much into action or drama. I feed off of emotions around me, so I hate to watch depressing/violent films because I pick up that negativity so easily. I like to laugh :)

I haven't had cable or internet for a while, but these are some faves: LOST, king of the hill, the simpsons, buffy the vampire slayer, the office, park and rec, iCarly (very shameful guilty pleasure), storage wars, SNL, the walking dead, Portlandia, aaaand some others.

I love all kinds of music, really, from any genre. i love: the format, rancid, lana del rey, anything tim armstrong, The horrorpops, lady gaga, third eye blind, alanis morrisette, tegan & sara, eisley, mumford and sons, the lumineers, of monsters and men, gogol bordello, taylor swift... i don't know, there's a LOT of music that i love. i especially love female vocals.. I can go from top 40 to folk metal in an instant and be perfectly happy.

If I had to choose one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be hot dogs. I can't stand food snobs.
The six things I could never do without
1. family
2. my car
3. animals
4. nature
5. a phone (cause i'm a worrier)
6. chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where I'm going to end up, geographically speaking.

perfect sex.

whether or not soulmates, true love, happy marriages exist..


people I care about.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not a huge partier. Drinking at home is great. Moscow mules at steuben's, ping pong at ace's are good. Cuddling and movie watching are good too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lesbians intimidate the shit out of me.

I often smell like rhino or giraffe poop. you gotta learn to deal if you wanna hang with me.

Also, I require quite a bit of alone time.
You should message me if
+You want to.
+You are willing to go swimming in a creek out in the woods.
+You aren't afraid to get dirty and be outside.
+You're a genuinely nice, compassionate person
+You think we'd be good friends.
+You can very patiently teach me to get better at banjo.
+You feel as awkward as I do about being on this website.

You should NOT message me if:
-you don't like animals.
-you hate tattoos.
-you hate the outdoors.
-your username contains "-asaurus".
-your profile picture is of your abs or tits.
-you are a music or food snob.
-you're overly in love with the city.
-you're a serial dater.

P.S. don't be shy.