ChocThunder26
34 Freeport, United States
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My self-summary
Long story short I'm trying to ride this bitch called life till the wheels fall off!!! Who's with me????

Anything else....just ask....
What I’m doing with my life
Living alone in my fresh new co op.
Working for the most hated transit company in the Tri-State Area
And enjoying the holy hell out of it!!!
I’m really good at
Not Quitting/Never giving up

Helping people with their problems

Applying logic to an illogical situation

Entertaining people

Making people laugh

Being a sarcastic smart ass

Making the best out of any situation

Remembering more lyrics to songs than useful information

Baking the best chocolate chip cookies you'll ever taste and I'm not a bad cook either
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll read anything interesting....sci fi, psychology, I especially love books about social interaction...very cool stuff.

Food: I don't mean to be stereotypical but I love chicken LOL. Don't get me wrong I love steak and fish and stuff like that too. I'm an absolute sucker for buffalo chicken...the spicier the better!

We can talk about the rest on our date!
The six things I could never do without
Family and friends are not "things" so they won't be included even though they own the top spot lol. In no particular order:
1. music
2. sunlight
3. vacation
4. fun
5. chocolate
6. Home cooked meals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Are you actually reading this???? If you are....why didn't you send a message??? Isn't that just counterproductive?
- The massive grammatical error I just caught on my profile that probably made women think twice about messaging me...f*ck! Lol
-Why OkCupid thinks I'm not good natured, playful, or ambitious....I'm calling shenanigans lol!!! No wonder why nobody gets back to me haha!
On a typical Friday night I am
My weekends are EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Typical doesn't fit into my vocabulary...we go big or go home!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No fun if I tell you here....better wait till we are face to face!
You should message me if
If you're happy being single but open to a relationship
If you have something more to say than "hi"
You like Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate (extra points for those who get the movie reference)
Your breath does NOT stink (I'm sorry I had a BAD experience lol)
"Shout out to all the kids buying bottle service with their rent money! Respect!"
Those without a sense of humor please move on to the next guy. Laughter is required!!
If you're as amped as I am because Spidey is home!!! 😁
If you have any good workout tips
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