26Worcester, United States
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My self-summary
I'm most sarcastic person you're ever likely to meet.

I grew up in Rochester, New York and moved to Worcester in early 2014 for a new job. I went to school at Berklee College of Music (online) and got their Master Certificate in 9 months. For a while I had a full-time job writing music, but unforuntaely, the CEO didn't really know what she was doing, so the company folded. I worked as a pharmacy technician at Rite Aid for a while, then I worked for Blackboard. Now I work in the IT department at MCPHS.

I also work part time for TeamFourStar (nerds unite!) as an audio engineer and music producer. I play piano, oboe, bassoon, flute, Irish whistle, Ocarina, and keytar, and others I'm probably forgetting.

I'm also a casual gamer and cinema/TV junkie. Love a good psychological horror film.

As for a relationship, I'm looking for something real. I have dabbled in kink, but it's not necessary for a partner at all.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I'm a system admin at MCPHS University. By night I make music and fight crime with a sassy attitude. Weekends are whatever I happen to feel like doing.
I’m really good at
Making people feel comfortable, for one. Beyond that:

-giving massages
-anything musical
-having fun in stupid situations
-movie trivia
-cheering people up
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I'm a good conversationalist. And that my smile is cute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Sherlock. Doctor Who. Firefly. Stargate. Breaking Bad. Game of Thrones. Avatar/Korra. Chuck. Attack On Titan. Die Hard. The Boondock Saints. The Departed. Pulp Fiction. Fight Club. Batman.
Six things I could never do without
My ferrets.
Free thought.

Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Logical philosophy.
-Cognitive science.
-Particle physics.
-The number 42.
-Stupid people. George Carlin said it best: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
-The dichotomy of good and evil.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anywhere from "Netflix and pizza" to "bettering society by example."
You should message me if
Uh, message me if you're cool. Or you want to get to know me. Or you think we'd click. Or you hate me for some reason. Or you're a submissive looking for a Dom. Or you like getting awesome massages as much as I like giving them.
The two of us