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My self-summary
I am originally from NY and moved to DC in january 2013. I played the intern game for a year but now I've decided being paid to work is better so I took a job with a think tank here in the city. I haven't given up the bartending yet because it's fun but it does kinda mess with my social schedule. I take my work seriously but have a good time every chance I get (which sometimes ends with me regretting Mondays). I may be a little weird some times but I'll make you laugh and I can be a hell of a romantic if I want to be. Always looking to meet new people.

Oh and I really don't like these things, the only way to really find out who I am is to talk to me.

I have good stories and I sell them for $10 a pop. I will consider trading for another story though.

Don't be afraid to message me! You've gotta have a little bit of a daring side :)
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a think tank but I'm at that point where I can't say with certainty what I'll be doing a year from now. Could be grad school, could be working over seas. I'm ready for anything though.
I’m really good at
-Eating way too much
-Getting speeding tickets
-Getting out of speeding tickets
-Making inappropriate jokes as a way to see if I'll get along with someone
-Taking pictures
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall
I bathe in a tub of cologne every morning so you can smell me coming a mile away. I'm like one of those shirtless Abercrombie models in the mall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Science fiction when I have the time, the economist.

Scrubs, how I met your mother, colbert report, south park, tosh.o, house of cards, breaking bad, game of thrones, firefly and homeland

I like all kinds of music. I'll listen to just about anything but I'm not a huge fan of country. It's okay if you are!

Chicken cutlets and mashed potatoes and food in general. Except mushrooms I hate everything about them!

Star wars, the other guys, zoolander, tommy boy, true lies, the list goes on forever.
Six things I could never do without
Good food
Car (preferably more than one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
At what point in my life will I make my first million, how prepared I am at any given time for a zombie apocalypse, what I would do if I could travel back in time... You know, normal stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Mario Cart on the N64 while drinking, shouting at my friends while we play Catan or some other board game (usually while drinking), at a bar, turning some movie into a drinking game, did I mention drinking yet? Basically anything that would make you think I'm a pre-pubescent man child.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You've gotta talk to me to get the embarrassing secrets.
You should message me if
You are interested. Giving me a star rating doesn't necessarily notify me that you want me to message you so send me something, even if it just says hi.
The two of us