Oh and I really don't like these things, the only way to really find out who I am is to talk to me.
I have good stories and I sell them for $10 a pop. I will consider trading for another story though.
Don't be afraid to message me! You've gotta have a little bit of a daring side :)
-Eating way too much
-Getting speeding tickets
-Getting out of speeding tickets
-Making inappropriate jokes as a way to see if I'll get along with someone
I bathe in a tub of cologne every morning so you can smell me coming a mile away. I'm like one of those shirtless Abercrombie models in the mall.
Scrubs, how I met your mother, colbert report, south park, tosh.o, house of cards, breaking bad, game of thrones, firefly and homeland
I like all kinds of music. I'll listen to just about anything but I'm not a huge fan of country. It's okay if you are!
Chicken cutlets and mashed potatoes and food in general. Except mushrooms I hate everything about them!
Star wars, the other guys, zoolander, tommy boy, true lies, the list goes on forever.
Car (preferably more than one)