HeroOfCanton01
30 ‘Aiea, United States
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My self-summary
I am an inspirational figure, often seen posing majestically on top of cliff faces and skyscrapers that I have free-climbed in record times. I negotiate terrorists into trying bacon 'just to say they've tried it,' and have designed a line of paper clips which can combine to form fallout shelters in ten easy steps with minimal carbon footprints. On weekends I teach animals to play the soundtrack to 'Casablanca' on the piano dressed in coats and tails. Women are overcome with passion at the sound of me ordering meals at the drive-thru in iambic pentameter. I brew beer that is so bittersweet that it has taught hermit crabs the meaning of heartache. I have speared sharks, walked with wolves, and helped hawks with their penmanship. I am known on the island of Saint Lucia as 'the white death,' in the Rockies as 'strongo' and by my friends as 'hey stupid.' Clowns fear me and mimes gossip as the sight of me. I counsel exotic birds over hair loss issues. Sperm whales exist because of my legendary negotiating skills. I know a little about a lot, and a lot about a little. I have memorized Shakespeare, delivered a particularly large baby, and won cliff-diving competitions in the Himalayas.

I'm smart, athletic, and a good-natured goofball. Although I joke a lot I'm very driven - I just don't see why life isn't something to laugh at. Originally from San Diego.

I like reading, lifting, running, cooking, love most animals, and love to learn and try new things. Very food driven. I'm not a giant partier, and am more of an amazon prime and date over a netflix and chill. I'm INTJ if you like the Meyers-Briggs psych profile.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been a brewer, bartender, and jack of all trades for years. I'm in the Navy and although I enjoy being in the service, I plan on getting my doctorate in zymurgy and starting my own brewery once I'm out. I'm also specializing in run-on sentences.
I’m really good at
Other than that... I'm a fair hand at writing and brewing, I cook like an angel ... lots of stuff. I'm good at stuff. Stuff is the operative word here.

Impressing ladies. Here's a review.
"10/10, would let him touch my butt again" - my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably a bit of resting bitch face. Then once I talk, laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: way too many to list, but sf/fantasy, biographies, and history are favorites. Henley, Hemingway, Pablo Neruda, Tennyson, Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, Sebastian Junger, Stephen King. I'd recommend Aziz Ansari's book to everyone on here - it's pretty relevant to why we're here.

Movies: mostly stupid humor (Young Frankenstein, Zoolander, Hot Tub Time Machine, Murder By Death etc) and classics. I usually love Woody Allen (Midnight in Paris, Bananas) or anything with with Bogart. Action movies are fun on occasion as well. Rick and Morty, Firefly.

FOOD: Italian, Irish, Mexican, Vietnamese. The best part of going out to eat is seeing if there's something new I can try to make at home. I enjoy cooking, especially if it's a social gathering type of situation - it's relaxing. Just no cheese. Also: not really a big fan of eggs. No idea why. Craft beer, obviously.
The six things I could never do without
Not in any particular order...

1) Books
2) Something to learn
3) Family
4) Trails/gym
5) My pets
6) Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Why do people do that" Also, 'wouldn't that be an awesome idea for a story?' "God, I miss the 90s."

What's this shirt made of? I swear to god it's so soft it must be made of synthethic chinchilla fur. Someone pet me.

I'm like a Calvin & Hobbes comic strip. I tend to have several thoughts running through my head at any given moment if I'm not zeroed in on a project or a conversation or what have you.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym. Quietest night of the week there, and if it's not crowded then it's almost meditative. If I'm not there then I'm probably reading or relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I don't see any books listed in the 'likes' section I sometimes get a suspicious squint going.
You should message me if
I'm looking for a woman who's smart, affectionate, and fun to be around.

I like to meet before messaging for too long. Texting kills dating.
http://www.refinery29.com/2013/11/57048/aziz-ansari-texting-ruins-dating

No serial killers
No mimes
No vegans
Yes pizza
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