I am also a slight bit sarcastic and goofy, which you might pick up on if you read further.
Finally, I am the reincarnation of President Grover Cleveland. You can call me Super Grover.
Seeking out converts for the cult I plan to found based upon the worship of Mark Grace.
Getting injured playing softball. What's up with that???
The cartoon neon thought bubbles that may suddenly appear next to my head if I find something obnoxious.
Movies: action, drama, comedy. I like movies.
Television: Big Bang Theory,.NCIS, The Mentalist are a few of my favorites.
Food: It had better have had a face, sugar, or grain in it at some point. I make a great ground scallop patty served with a sour cream and port wine reduction. (this recipe is facetious, in case you didn't catch it. I thought that this was one of the more disgusting combinations I could think of, and yet someone commented that it sounded tasty. Blech...)
A motor vehicle.
My morning shower.
Why so many people feel the need to take pictures of themselves sitting in their cars...from the inside.
How many people have not learned how to rotate their pictures so you don't have to cock your head 90 degrees to look at them.
Why 97.4% of the people with "hot" or "sexy" in their screen name, well, aren't.
Reviewing the collected works of Pinky and The Brain to further my own plans to take over the world. Moohahaha.
I snuck into your bathroom last night and installed wi-fi cameras to see if you brush your teeth before you go to bed.
That sushi is bait for catching fish that you later cook and preferably deep fry.
***answering that it's private or I'm not going to share that is just weak...the question is what is the most private thing you are willing to share. It doesn't say you need to admit to stealing your mother's underwear or anything...have some fun with it. Do you only use a certain type of soap? Do you have to have your plate arranged with the entree closest to you? (I do...seems more balanced that way!). But don't cop out!
I was recently called out for not having something too revealing on here. So I shall add this: I enjoy using pomegranate-mango body wash. Yep, I just lost some man points. But I smell delicious.
You are honest, not looking for an open relationship, you enjoy simple pleasures such as walking or watching a movie together, aren't uncomfortable with physical affection, and don't cheat on your significant others. Basically, if you are looking for a pretty good guy.
You do not use the term "I'ma" in any context. You have not been investigated in the past 12 months by the Secret Service for threatening a politician for their stance on corn subsidies. No more than 30% of your body is covered with tattoo ink. Or if it is, it is quality work and not something Bubba Jo could have done in his prison cell with a splinter and some motor oil. If you are going to put something on your body that will be there forever, spend a couple of bucks so it doesn't look like it came out of an 80s dot matrix printer! You think that crimped hair was pretty hot and should definitely make a comeback, but only for WNBA players.
Finally, you should message me if you think that dating should be fun and enjoyable. There are a lot of profiles on here where it sounds like the woman is planning an attack on a foreign capitol! Relax!
New update: I am becoming pretty sure that most motorcycle maidens are...hmm...well, I had evil here but that's not quite right and is a bit bitter even for me. Let's just say they probably aren't going to convince me to buy a Harley, so if you are really into riding, go ahead and skip on past me. I fell off my bike enough as a kid to not want to do it at 60 mph.
On a different path, I have come to realize that I kinda suck at opening messages. So, if I have viewed your profile multiple times, I am not stalking you...I am probably just running through about 41 different bad openers and vetoing them all.
Finally, please have a picture posted or be willing to send one privately immediately. It may be shallow, but I don't find grey silhouettes attractive at all.