ChrisEatsWeiner
22 Township of Lawrence, United States
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My self-summary
I dont take life too seriously.. Hell, I even spelled "Wiener" incorrectly in my username. I finished my freshman year of college on the theatrical / acting track, have a Diploma of Mixology, and I aspire to artistically express myself everyday. I love a quirky sense of humor, sentimentality, and a good cuddle session.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just been looking for bartending work, trying to make ends meet.
I’m really good at
acting, making drinks, advice, makeup assistance and witty comebacks.

Many consider me to be a selfless pacifist. I put everyone before myself and (although trying to break the habit) I conform to everyone else's wants to avoid confrontation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm gay. and my hair is well kept at all times. And I never leave the house without a spritz of cologne.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, cigarettes, humor, hugs, chocolate, and anything that's green.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I want to do with my future, or how I could make right now better than it already is.
On a typical Friday night I am
contemplating the purpose of sobriety.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not to sound cunty or crass, but theres a likely chance that I've been through more shit in my life so far than you. By saying this, I'd like to make the following points:
1. Im not a charity
2. anyone can come up to me with any problem and I will listen, give sympathy, and do whatever I can to help.
3. dont mistaken me for a weak-minded person.
You should message me if
you have a pulse and think we'd get along. I rarely message people first, even if Im attracted.
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