ChrisMaximilian
28 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
Chocolate Mother Teresa
What I’m doing with my life
Causing trouble like its my day job
I’m really good at
Denying that I listen to Drake..
Traveling and mistakenly getting into mischief
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm 95.6% chocolate and have been sponsored by nestle for the past decade
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV/movies: Suits, House of Cards, Inception, Scandal, Limitless, random documentaries, politics/news
The six things I could never do without
Oh that's tough, I'll let you know
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Becoming a benevolent dictator of some small island nation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving kids from burning buildings, nursing the young, teaching kids to read, housing orphans.....okay I'm stretching here, I don't really mess with burning buildings
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You've got to get a few drinks in me first
You should message me if
...you're endowed with good humor, a touch of coyness, & a dab of charm
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