Chriscx13
29 Grantham, United States
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My self-summary
Looking for someone to settle down and spend my life with but with an attitude of if it happens, it happens. Much to the dismay of many of my female friends and family members, who want me to run at anyone that I mention in a positive light with my pants off, I like to take my time to see who the other person is and whether or not a relationship would work. And avoid any public indecency charges.

I work second shift, 3:30pm to 2am.

my politics are libertarian.

Since smell seems to be an important issue here, I use Old Spice Lionpride but I do not support the Lannisters. Except for Tyrion, that guy is awesome.
Whether you're interested in me or not, you know the next time you walk by a bottle of this stuff you're going to smell it.

Independent and quiet around new people until I get to know and come to like them. Then I can be one of the best guys you know.

I believe it is fair for me to mention that I am seriously considering a vasectomy. I never want children, ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Working to support myself and my hobbies. I spend most of my time working on old cars, and I tend to collect them.
I’m really good at
I am a jack of all trades. I am not sure if I am "really" good at any one thing thing. My mind set is that with seven billion people in the world there is someone somewhere that is better than me at any one given task. I just strive to be good enough to do what I set out to do which can include, but not limited to, auto mechanic, blacksmith, gunsmith, carpenter, construction, bartering, driving, marksman, philosophy, and what I would call a basic understanding of physics that people around me sometimes need to be reminded of. I simply try to be capable of doing what needs to be done with a few things on the side for fun.
I am also one of those people that others come to for council because I am reasonably intelligent and level headed. I am one of those people who can look at an issue from the outside and read into it at such a deep level. I am also blunt enough that they know I will not sugar coat my evaluation and give them an honest answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
The Dark Tower series (Wizard and Glass is a big reason for why I am here though I don't want to recreate the ending), The Stand series, Patriots, World War Z, Patient Zero (I am a sucker for post apocalyptic stories), A Song Of Fire And Ice series, V for Vendetta, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Assholes Finish First, and The Alphabet of Manliness.

Movies
Gran Torino, Taken, The Punisher (2004), Robocop 1&2, Terminator 1&2, Kung Pow! Enter The Fist, Boondock Saints, Falling Down, V for Vendetta, Tank, True Lies, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Grumpy Old Men 1&2, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Team America World Police, Poky's, Gone in 60 Seconds (2000), Army of Darkness, The Dark Knight, The Wolf of Wall Street, The professional, Watchmen, Maverick, Sin City, Starship Troopers, Smokey And The Bandit, normally but not limited to action and comedy.

Shows
Pen & Teller's Bullshit!, You're The Worst, Archer, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Top Gear, Histery/Discovery channel specials, Futurama, Guy & Girl Code, Manswers, Battlestar Galactica (2003), Star Treck TNG, Game of Thrones, Ghost in the shell Stand Alone Complex 1&2, Harvey Birdman Attorney at law, Robot Chicken, Good Vibes, Brickleberry, Whose Line is it Anyway, and The Walking dead.

Comedians
George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Bull Burr, Sam Kinison, Jim Jefferies, Whitney Cummings, Louis CK, Christopher Titus,

Music
Epica, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Amaranthe, Metallica, AC/DC, Guns & Roses, Aerosmith, Black Label Society, CCR, Deathklok, Kid Rock, Machine Gun Fellatio, Ozzy Osbourne, Queen, Rolling Stones, Rucka Rucka Ali. Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, E Rock, Weird Al Yankovic, and random songs from all genres. This list is probably more confusing than informative.
I do not care for most rap or country.

Food
If it tastes good and settles well, I'll eat it. I am not real picky, stake and mashed potatoes usually works if I have the time to cook them. Defiantly not sea food and I don't care for spicy food either.

Games
The GTA series, COD series, Fallout series, Resident Evil series, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Rising, Saints Row series, Guitar Hero/Rock Band series, the Mafia series, The Last of Us, the Metal Gear Solid series, and the Dead or Alive series.

There is more to each of these, but this should give you a good idea of what I like.
The six things I could never do without
My Family. This includes my dog.
My cars.
My guns.
Some form of entertainment.
My Freedom, or at least what is left of it.
I am here to find a sixth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I have one of those minds that doesn't shut up. I often contemplate the complexity of things, whether it be the universe, the inner working of any given machine, to how many of you had to google the word blooper. Yet I am not bothered by the fact that I don't know everything and probably never will.
True wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work 3:30pm-2am Monday through Friday. Even on the odd day off I have plenty to do around the house.
This does not mean that I don't enjoy nights out with some good people. Just not every chance I get. I have things to do.
You should message me if
If you are looking for something long term without children to ruin it.
If you really need something to take care of, get a puppy. I'd rather ruin my carpet than ruin my life.

If we have common taste or interest, common ground is something that will keep a couple going into their twilight years.

You shouldn't message me if you are looking for someone to go clubbing with. I never cared for such places. The music is terrible, the drinks are overpriced, the people are douche bags and there are a lot of them. I'd rather spend time with people I know and like at their house or at the pub.

I am not interested in playing games. This is not a game to me and I find that most girls who play games are doing so more to see what they can get away with rather than if the other person really loves them.
Do to some feedback that I have gotten, I may need to clarify that this is not a sexist statement. I have recently got a message from a women that read this last paragraph and thinks that it indicates I "don't actually think women are equal to men". I struggle to see how she could have gotten that conclusion but if she thought that, I have to wonder how many others do as well, which is why I am clarifying it.

I don't want to sound shallow, but physical attraction is a big part in a relationship. I take care of myself and would like someone that does the same. I'm not asking for a model but I don't want to have to keep a paper bag by the side of the bed either.

If you do choose to message me, please say something other than "Hi". Tell me what you liked about my profile and where you think I need work (one should always listen to their critics) so I know you are actually interested in me and that you are not just some guy in his parents basement, pretending to be a girl, collecting peoples credit card information.
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