27 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Sarcastic, and sometimes witty, I'm good for a laugh but otherwise fairly boring. I turn down invites to hang out nightclubs with men that have more cash than braincells if I already have plans to make dinner, crack open a beer and finish a book I've been enjoying.
Blunt sometimes to the point of insulting even when I mean no insult. I believe that language is already an inarticulate way to express ourselves so why leave things unsaid when not fully mandatory to do so.
I'm a firm believer that human perception is weak and too limited for us to ever properly define Good and Evil so judging others is a sign of limited understanding and imagination. A flexible morality system however does not give you carte blanche to be a dick to your fellow man.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in accounting and tormenting my coworkers for fun.
I’m really good at
Making terrible remarks that silence a room.
Making up historical facts/proverbs and getting people to believe them. (I consider it a writing exercise.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I say fuck alot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho/Kill Your Friends/Norwegian Wood/Dead Eye Dick/Rabbit Run/Walden/Invisible Monsters /Transmetropolitan/Catch-22/Skinny Legs and All. Anything from Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, or Alan Moore. Always looking for more to read.
The six things I could never do without
Beer and books. Anything else is superfluous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Morality paradoxes, genetics/biology, human psychology, evolution, and various other morbid perversions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking tequila in my office with a few of my coworkers, followed by dancing and singing drunkenly in an empty street, stuffing my face with Chinese food to sober up, followed by sneaking beer into a late movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend more time carefully looking over someones pictures trying to determine if they're fat or unattractive than reading their profile trying to determine if they are interesting.
You should message me if
-If four people go out to eat and the bill comes $50.00 how much will each person pay if they decide to split it equally?
No calculators.
-You find pessimism in a girl to be sexy
-You have atleast one weird story to tell me.