Christiayn
41 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
Bullet points: I love love love to laugh.
Im an amature Photographer, Music, Full time employed, Laughter, Brutal Sarcasm, Guitarist, FZR400, Meditation, Oakland, Baseball, Chocolate, Dinners, Tools, Being super duper nice, trying to run.

Caring, kind, honest, & genuinely thoughtful person.

I am Smart, Dumb, and Smart.

My freezer looks like the Indian frozen food section at Trader Joe's &
I got some more chocolate.
What I’m doing with my life
Working with wires & gadgets & billionaires. I'm a technician

Skeeball.

& this

my photography

I should clarify... Photography is NOT my career...

I can get sucked into a video game on occasion.

Walking to get some groceries yesterday I noticed a Prius double parked alongside my car. The rear door was opened into the side of my car... but the guy seemed to be struggling with a child seat so I didn't say anything & went on my merry way. When I returned after my errand I discovered a large pile of trash alongside my car where the Prius had been... Upset, I took my stuff home & got a garbage bag & headed back out to my car. My intent was to search the pile of garbage for an address of the fuck-faced culprit & dump the garbage on their lawn/car/front step/whatever... When I got there I found that the pile was gone & 3 of my neighbors were standing on the sidewalk with the garbage in a bag. I called out "I was gonna clean that stuff up & dump in at the assholes house who left it!" We struck up a conversation about the guy & had a laugh about it. At that point I felt dumb to ask them for the trash, but we did have a nice conversation about neighborhood goings on. I've lived here 6 years & never met these friendly folks right across the street...

PS.
I hardly ever talk to those neighbors cause I'm so asocial BUT I share a friendly wave or a "hi"'every once in a while. :)
I’m really good at
I can hold 2 large grapefruits in one hand!!! Ok I'm impressed...
Wires.
Spellcheck.
Minimizing my sleep.
Dust bunny staring contests.
Relying on the lost & found.
Virgin screwdrivers.
Noticing the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no hair.

I smell good.

Deep voice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, shows, music, and food.

Oh... And Idiocracy.... and..... Pootietang.... Black Dynamite.... and money....

Oh oh, & Father Ted, & Fawlty Towers, & the News Hour, & Prairie home companion & antiques road show... sometimes

I really really like the BBC Sherlock Holmes too.

Waiting Dead.... Er, Walking Dead.
The six things I could never do without
power, pen, paper, meditation, humor, chocolatecoffee

Selflessness or being free of self? Is there a term for that? Whatever it is I live for moments of self-forgetfulness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thermopersonal dynamics.

What your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what...

Puns.

Who's lay'n down that base on the Charlie Rose credits music.

If there is any value to the Triple-negative.
On a typical Friday night I am
TGIF!!!

Antisocial butterfly.

Avoiding first Fridays & the like.

The Oakland museum off the grid is awfully do-able

Or I'll call a few friends & see what's up & if they don't answer maybe leave a message. Or not...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not Miller time, most of the time.
You should message me if
You're not racist towards Oakland.

You're know the difference in-between:
"U" and "u"
"you'll" and "y'all"
"you'r" & "you's'be"

You take this site VERY seriously.

You'd rather "the beach"
Than "The Playa".
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