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My self-summary
I'm Christie :)
I get bored easily. I enjoy being destructive. And laughing at stupid people.

Also, I'm hilarious. If you disagree - go away.
What I’m doing with my life
Slaving away at work 4 days a week.
One hellish day at tafe and two blissful days off which are spent mostly pants less, in bed and watching movies.

Nothing too fuuun.
I’m really good at

And pretending I can sing.
The first things people usually notice about me
How awesome I am. Also the fact that I have terribly dyed red* hair. Kinda sticks out a bit.

But that thing about being awesome, mostly that :)

*Terribly dyed blonde now actually :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -
I like vampire books. Not the sparkly Twilight shit, but the good kind. With lots of killing and sexy pale men with rock hard abs. And lots of sex.

Movies -
Pirates of the Caribbean or just anything Johnny Depp. I could watch him forever and never get bored.
Lord of the Rings :) I am completely smitten with Aragorn.
Drop Dead Fred, Peter Pan (Yes I am a child).
Or anything with lots of blood and guts. I thoroughly enjoy watching people die.

Shows -
Bones, 21 Jump Street, The Finder, Happy Endings, How I Met Your Mother, I Love Lucy.
Charmed (I'm one of them, they just dont know it)

Music -
We The Kings, Train, INXS, McFly, Maroon 5, Houston Calls. And the occasional Justin Timberlake jam because as if he isnt just the best to sing to!

Food: EVERYTHING EVER. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
1. Twitter (@christieegg- #I'mshameless) and YouTube. Yes I am one of those douchebags that documents their every move when no one cares.


I probably care about some other things but I cant think of anything right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Johnny Depp. Travis Clark. Dougie Poynter.

They tend to be mostly naked while I think about them but whatever.
You should message me if
You're going to say something other than 'hey how are you?' because thats boring. Really you dont care and I dont want to read 10 of the same message.
Be interesting!

Though, if you're British you can say whatever you want. I'll love you no matter what.