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My self-summary
I'm Christie :)
I get bored easily. I enjoy being destructive. And laughing at stupid people.

Also, I'm hilarious. If you disagree - go away.
What I’m doing with my life
Slaving away at work 4 days a week.
One hellish day at tafe and two blissful days off which are spent mostly pants less, in bed and watching movies.

Nothing too fuuun.
I’m really good at

And pretending I can sing.
The first things people usually notice about me
How awesome I am. Also the fact that I have terribly dyed red* hair. Kinda sticks out a bit.

But that thing about being awesome, mostly that :)

*Terribly dyed blonde now actually :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -
I like vampire books. Not the sparkly Twilight shit, but the good kind. With lots of killing and sexy pale men with rock hard abs. And lots of sex.

Movies -
Pirates of the Caribbean or just anything Johnny Depp. I could watch him forever and never get bored.
Lord of the Rings :) I am completely smitten with Aragorn.
Drop Dead Fred, Peter Pan (Yes I am a child).
Or anything with lots of blood and guts. I thoroughly enjoy watching people die.

Shows -
Bones, 21 Jump Street, The Finder, Happy Endings, How I Met Your Mother, I Love Lucy.
Charmed (I'm one of them, they just dont know it)

Music -
We The Kings, Train, INXS, McFly, Maroon 5, Houston Calls. And the occasional Justin Timberlake jam because as if he isnt just the best to sing to!

Food: EVERYTHING EVER. I love food.
Six things I could never do without
1. Twitter (@christieegg- #I'mshameless) and YouTube. Yes I am one of those douchebags that documents their every move when no one cares.


I probably care about some other things but I cant think of anything right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Johnny Depp. Travis Clark. Dougie Poynter.

They tend to be mostly naked while I think about them but whatever.
You should message me if
You're going to say something other than 'hey how are you?' because thats boring. Really you dont care and I dont want to read 10 of the same message.
Be interesting!

Though, if you're British you can say whatever you want. I'll love you no matter what.
The two of us