35Winnipeg, Canada
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My self-summary
Just a single guy lookin for a good time LOL

UPDATE: okay i been on here now for like many months and i havent even goten one date yet!!!!!!! what is going on are all these girls lesbian or princesses LOL

UPDATE2: i did some sneakin and peekin at lots of the other guys on this site for so i can inspect my competition and i dont see why any of you would go on date with any of them but not with me!!!! W.T.F.?!?
What I’m doing with my life
Not 2 much really.

I like to relax and i play the oboe its like music to your ears i promise you this!
I’m really good at

if you have a bag of chips and i close my eyes and eat a chip i can pretty much always guess the flavor of the chips without looking at the bag!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I got a sea otter in my pants LOL

Just kidding probly people notice my thick powurful neck or the fly rims on my kickin rad truck (hope so spent all my money on them!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
REading is for nerds i prefer to watch Sportscenter and WWE Raw

but i also enjoy shows that many girls prefer such as grays anatemy and survivor
Six things I could never do without
1. food
2. porno
3. beer
4. my truck
5. the gym
6. fleshlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sticking my dink in girls' different holes


okay not j/k LOL

serious answer is: i often think about if i was a wrestler who would be my tag team partner and in what order i would probably collect all the diffrent belts
On a typical Friday night I am
using a mirror to draw sketches of my own junk

either that or just chillin with my best buddy Gary
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes i wish i lived 50 years ago when girls wore those pointy bras still
You should message me if
you wanna get split

as you can see i like to make dirty jokes sometimes but this is just my sense of humor so please relax about it.

serious answer is you should contact me if you want a real nice guy who knows the right way to treat a lady (treat her good)
The two of us