35Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary

I'm a 30-something guy trying to juggle my career as an infographic artist with being a single dad to a cat (Zac Efron) and a dog (Odin).

I'm extremely loyal to my friends and family, unless better ones come along.

These are some things that I like: brunch, travel, manhattans, karaoke, trivia nights, polaroids.

These are some things that I don't like: sweaters with zippers (it's unnatural), street performers who look like statues, the saying "om nom nom", hands above the head dancing
What I’m doing with my life
Squandering it, mostly.
I’m really good at
Karaoke, making pulled pork (not a euphemism) (maybe a euphemism), Pretty Woman-ing you with a pizza box, and impersonating SNL announcer Don Pardo.

I'm really bad at poaching eggs, though, so that's your job.
The first things people usually notice about me
Possible Homer Sexual
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Paul Pope, Mike Allred, Chris Ware, Grant Morrison, Peter Milligan, Bryan Lee O'Malley

Movies: High Kicks, Lady Terminator, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Traxx, Never Too Young To Die, The Deadliest Prey, Double Team, Birdemic, Cool As Ice, all of the classics

TV: The Wire, Arrested Development, Archer, Please Like Me, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, Venture Bros., Drag Race, Golden Girls, MST3K

Music: Grizzly Bear, Robyn, Arcade Fire, Solange, Sigur Ros, M83, Broken Social Scene, Beach House, Vampire Weekend, Frank Ocean, The Weeknd, Run The Jewels, Majical Cloudz

Food: Everything except raisins. I'm still on the fence with craisins.
Six things I could never do without
1. The Thing from "The Fantastic Four"
2. The song "Wild Thing"
3. The board game "Things"
4. Thing from "The Addams Family"
5. Swamp Thing
6. Thing 2 (But not Thing 1)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to be for Halloween
On a typical Friday night I am
Living it up at TGIFridays, where else would I be?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm building a mystery. I'm not choosing so carefully, though.
You should message me if
the power of Christ compels you
The two of us