I can't say it's working out entirely well.
"That's a boy's name?"
"But seriously, you're from the UK, right?"
A decent wardrobe and haircut
The real football, and the culture that comes with it
Freedom, or some shit like that
Why do guys see me as attractive but girls don't see me at all?
You enjoy getting naked—not even necessarily for sexual purposes, but just because you're, like, bored, or whatever.
You're in the mood for a random adventure.
Your loyalty is to Her Majesty The Queen, true ruler of these insolent colonies.
You're into half-fags—particularly if you're a half-dyke.