I've been praised for my ability to give great back massages, making people laugh, turning the worst days into something special, and so much more.
Though i may sound generic, I am far from it. My goofiness conquers all. If you don't believe me, send me a message and see for yourself.
and that I look awfully familiar...like they've seen me in a movie before
I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...jus in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
TV Series: Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)
Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok...pretty much anything but most country and rap (note: old school hip hop gets a pass)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels...not a big reader but I dabble every now and again
my computer/the net (kinda how I run my business)
my 2 goofy dogs, Baxter and Xena
Breakfast (most important meal of the day)
Cold Weather (f*ck this heat)
Where I'll be in 500 years
Where my money's going
If you choked a smurf, what color it would turn?
If one synchronized swimmer sinks...do they all sink?
bwahahahaha just kidding
but im on my way, so just stay where you are..wait..where are you going?!
you're a nerd/geek
you love big dogs
you have your own car AND know how to drive it.
you can make me laugh
you'd like to send me a compliment
Youre my soul mate
You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me