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My self-summary
In lieu of the superficiality i have experienced from people I have met on here, I have decided to clarify a few things. 1. I am a Christian (not hardcore). No, I do not care if you believe/dont believe in anything. As long as yovu respect my beliefs I'll respect yours. 2. I work for myself. I make a ridiculous amount of money doing so. I own my full. If you think it's weird/not respectable/a dealbreaker, jog on. 3. I love dogs. If you don't, so long. 4. I am brutally honest and will not avoid solving problems. If you're one to magically disappear and let "silence" = communicating that you don't want to deal with someone anymore, you're poison to me and everyone else. Gtfo. And 5. I'm extremely forgiving and kind and courteous. If you judge everyone and wish to find the 110% perfect flash: That person doesnt exist. It takes more than one meeting or conversation to get a feel for someone. If you can't be bothered with that kind of patience, why are you online dating? Seriously?

If you've survived this far, then congrats, you're not a worthless human being like those that gave up. And now you get to learn more about me yayyyyy!!

If I was tasked with describing myself in 2 words or less, I would step in front of a mirror, proceed to make hundreds of ridiculous faces at myself and settle on "EXTREMELY GOOFY." My mirror image would agree.

But underneath the goofy exterior, I am open, honest, fiercely loyal, healthy and fit, geeky/nerdy, and courteous at all times. I have 2 dogs with vastly different personalities who boost my quality of living by 1000% (most of the time). I am a home owner and my man-cave is more awesome than any living room you've ever experienced. Anything that pertains to "nerd/geek" culture is where I gravitate towards. Conventions, costumes, sci-fi trivia, etc.

I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle).
What I’m doing with my life
I have a particular set of skills. Beyond that, you'll have to message me to find out the nature of my occupation.

I am well-traveled, having visited London, Paris, Greece, Egypt, Italy, and several others. I wouldn't mind traveling more but I'm tired of traveling alone. Searching for more-than-a-friend at the end of the universe. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (just kidding...maybe O_o)

I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer(lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
I’m really good at
Remembering things..and stuff...wait...-_-
The first things people usually notice about me
my jaw-line and how defined it is

and that I look awfully they've seen me in a movie/tv show before

People say I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...just in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters

TV Series:
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)

Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on on garth.

LOTR, Narnia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels

Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...also, stay away from my snickerdoodles. I will cut you...
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)
Good friends
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather (FINALLY HERE!)
The antidote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more productive
If anyone on this site is real or just a newt
Where I'll be in 500 years
Why my money keeps disappearing
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends watching things burn (bonfires), at the movies, chilling at home, at the park with my dogs, shopping, exploring the vastness of space, saving planets, om nom nom noming, jumping out windows to rescue those in know...mundane stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
You should message me if
You think I'm rad

You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond

you're open to dating a nerd/geek/techy (we are quite adept at fixing things)

You can hold a conversation (ie: if I serve the conversational "ball" in your court, dont jus let it hit you in the face and stand there awkwardly O_o)

you don't mind big friendly dogs

you're not afraid to be honest and can handle me being honest with you

you can make me laugh

you'd like to send me a compliment

You're my soul mate

You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me