But underneath the goofy exterior, I am open, honest, loyal, healthy and fit, geeky/nerdy, and courteous at all times. I am a college graduate (Bachelors of Science), I am well-traveled, having toured London, Paris, Greece, Egypt, Italy, and several others. I am self-driven in my occupation and work hard to achieve my goals every day. I have 2 beautiful dogs with vastly different personalities who boost my quality of living by 1000% (most of the time). I am a home owner and love devising home-projects to increase the "Feng Shui." I also just like relaxing and turning off my brain sometimes to better enjoy life.
I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle!) I'm hoping to find someone that compliments my personality and who isn't afraid to be open and honest. I am beginning to think a majority of this site is overrun with fake profiles and ladies who upload a single photo of themselves and proceed to get 100 messages a day. But alas, I remain optimistic.
BONUS ROUND: I've been praised for my ability to give great back massages, making people laugh, turning the worst days into something special, and more that you'll only discover by messaging me.
I'd love to travel more but I'm tired of traveling alone. Searching for more-than-a-friend at the end of the universe. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (just kidding...maybe O_o)
I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer, fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
and that I look awfully familiar...like they've seen me in a movie before
Apparently I also sound familiar. Even to people I'm talking to over the phone for the very first time
People say I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...just in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters (i've been known to cry during emotional scenes...don't judge me -_- )
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)
Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana...pretty much anything but most country and rap (note: old school hip hop gets a pass)
LOTR, Narnia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels...not a big reader but I dabble every now and again
Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...
my computers/the internet
my 2 goofy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather (f*ck this heat)
If anyone on this site is real
Where I'll be in 500 years
Why my money keeps disappearing
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer sinks...do they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond
you're open to dating a nerd/geek/techy
You can hold a conversation (ie: if I serve the conversational "ball" in your court, dont jus let it hit you in the face and stand there awkwardly...)
you don't mind big friendly dogs
you're not afraid to be honest
you can make me laugh
you'd like to send me a compliment
You're my soul mate
You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me