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My self-summary
If I was tasked with describing myself in 2 words or less, I would step in front of a mirror, proceed to make thousands of ridiculous faces at myself and settle on "EXTREMELY GOOFY." My mirror image would agree.

But underneath the goofy exterior, I am open, honest, loyal, healthy and fit, geeky/nerdy, and courteous at all times. I am a college graduate (Bachelors of Science), I am well-traveled, having toured London, Paris, Greece, Egypt, Italy, and others. I am self-driven in my occupation and work hard to achieve my goals every day. I have 2 beautiful dogs with vastly different personalities. I am a home owner and love devising home-projects to increase the "Feng Shui."

I am a real person! (not a meat-popsicle!) I would like to find a real person who shares my interests and who's not afraid to take a leap with me into the great unknown. I am beginning to think a majority of this site is overrun with fake profiles and ladies who upload a single photo of themselves and proceed to get 100 messages a day. But alas, I remain optimistic.

BONUS: I've been praised for my ability to give great back massages, making people laugh, turning the worst days into something special, and more that you'll only discover by messaging me.
What I’m doing with my life
I run my own business, make my own hours, and love it. Beyond that, you'll have to message me to find out the nature of my business. I can say with absolute certainty... that I have a particular set of skills...

I search for exciting ways to improve the quality of my life every day and prepare for whatever may come my way. I'd love to travel more but I'm tired of traveling alone. Searching for more-than-a-friend at the end of the universe. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (just kidding...maybe O_o)

I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer, fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, cosplayer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
I’m really good at
Remembering things..and stuff...wait...
The first things people usually notice about me
my jaw-line and how defined it is

and that I look awfully they've seen me in a movie before

Apparently I also sound familiar. Even to people I'm talking to over the phone for the very first time O_o

People say I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...just in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters (i've been known to cry during emotional scenes...don't judge me -_- )

TV Series:
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)

Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana...pretty much anything but most country and rap (note: old school hip hop gets a pass)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels...not a big reader but I dabble every now and again

Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...I can guarantee you food is something I'm never going to agree with anyone on. I'm both a picky eater AND a simple-to-cook-for eater. I generally like most foods but condiments/toppings/extra stuff is where I begin to draw the line.
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)
Good friends
my computers/the net (kinda how I run my business)
my 2 goofy dogs, Baxter and Xena
Breakfast (most important meal of the day)
Cold Weather (f*ck this heat)
The antidote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more productive
If anyone on this site is real
Where I'll be in 500 years
Where my money's going
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends causing mischief and mayhem, at the movies, exploring the vastness of space, saving planets, om nom nom noming, jumping out windows to rescue those in know...mundane stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm right behind you...

bwahahahaha just kidding

But I'm on my way, so just stay where you are..wait..where are you going?!
You should message me if
You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond

you're open to dating nerds/geeks

You can hold a conversation (ie: if I serve the conversational "ball" in your court, dont jus let it hit you in the face and stand there awkwardly...)

you don't mind big friendly dogs

you're not afraid to be honest

you can make me laugh

you'd like to send me a compliment

You're my soul mate

You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me