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My self-summary
Open and honest. My interests span far and wide. I frequently travel for my job. I make my own schedule. I love what I do! (No, I'm not a Lyft/Uber driver)

My vices include saving too much money, overthinking things, and being content with staying in with my dogs on a Friday night.

I'd like to think I'm original. OG. I love water related activities, making friends, and staying active.

I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle).
What I’m doing with my life
I run my own business selling various profitable items online. It may not sound exciting to you but I make my own hours, serve as my own boss, and get to travel to where ever my heart desires.

In 100 words or less...I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer (lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
I’m really good at
Memory work, earning money, saving money, doing pull ups, swimming, biking, making plans, organizing, being a good friend
The first things people usually notice about me
my jaw-line and how defined it is

and that I look awfully they've seen me in a movie/tv show before
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters

TV Series:
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)

Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, gin blossoms, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on on garth.

LOTR, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels

Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...also, stay away from my snickerdoodles. I will cut you...
Six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)
Good friends
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather/Air conditioning
The antidote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more productive
Is everyone on these dating sites obsessed with hiking? Are there disney-ride-length lines to hike at any given location?
If anyone on this site is real or just a newt
Where I'll be in 500 years
If one synchronized swimmer they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends watching things burn (bonfires), playing board/table top/video games, chilling at home w/my dogs, at the dog park, sourcing, exploring the vastness of space, jumping out windows to rescue those in know...mundane stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not a virgin
You should message me if
You think I'm rad

You want to go on an adventure

you don't mind dogs

you're not afraid to be open & honest

You actually have time to date someone

you can make me laugh

you'd like to send me a compliment

You're my soul mate

You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me
The two of us