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My self-summary
If I was tasked with describing myself in 2 words or less, I would step in front of a mirror, proceed to make hundreds of ridiculous faces at myself and settle on "EXTREMELY GOOFY." My mirror image would agree.

But underneath the goofy exterior, I am open, honest, fiercely loyal, healthy and fit, geeky/nerdy, and courteous at all times. MUST LOVE DOGS! I have 2 dogs with vastly different personalities who boost my quality of living by 1000% (most of the time). I am a home owner and love devising home-projects to increase the "Feng Shui." I also just like relaxing and turning off my brain sometimes to better enjoy life. Anything that pertains to "nerd/geek" culture is where I gravitate towards. Conventions, costumes, etc.

I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle) I'm hoping to find someone that compliments my personality. If you think "man, this dude is way out of my league!" you're probably wrong. I don't date people solely based on looks. Attractiveness is certainly a factor but I am more turned on by personality and a passion for life. If you're superficial, a negative nancy, or don't take care of yourself then keep on walking. You are the weakest link. You're fired. You've been voted off the island. You have been... TERMINATED. You drank fizzy lipton drink...Good day sir....I SAID GOOD DAY!!

I am beginning to think a majority of this site is overrun with fake profiles and spammers who ruin everyone's experience of online dating. But alas, I remain optimistic. If you want to help deter these spammers, follow one of the most important rules of the internet: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
What I’m doing with my life
I have a particular set of skills. Beyond that, you'll have to message me to find out the nature of my occupation.

I am well-traveled, having visited London, Paris, Greece, Egypt, Italy, and several others. I wouldn't mind traveling more but I'm tired of traveling alone. Searching for more-than-a-friend at the end of the universe. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (just kidding...maybe O_o)

I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer(lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
I’m really good at
Remembering things..and stuff...wait...-_-
The first things people usually notice about me
my jaw-line and how defined it is

and that I look awfully they've seen me in a movie/tv show before

People say I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...just in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters

TV Series:
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)

Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on on garth.

LOTR, Narnia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels

Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...
The six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)
Good friends
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather (f*ck this heat)
The antidote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more productive
If anyone on this site is real
Where I'll be in 500 years
Why my money keeps disappearing
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends watching things burn (bonfires), at the movies, chilling at home, at the park with my dogs, shopping, exploring the vastness of space, saving planets, om nom nom noming, jumping out windows to rescue those in know...mundane stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
You should message me if
You think I'm rad

You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond

you're open to dating a nerd/geek/techy (we are quite adept at fixing things)

You can hold a conversation (ie: if I serve the conversational "ball" in your court, dont jus let it hit you in the face and stand there awkwardly O_o)

you don't mind big friendly dogs

you're not afraid to be honest

you can make me laugh

you'd like to send me a compliment

You're my soul mate

You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me