My vices include saving too much money, overthinking things, and being content with staying in with my dogs on a Friday night.
I'd like to think I'm original. OG.
I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle).
In 100 words or less...I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer (lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
and that I look awfully familiar...like they've seen me in a movie/tv show before
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)
Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, gin blossoms, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on wayne...party on garth.
LOTR, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels
Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...also, stay away from my snickerdoodles. I will cut you...
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather/Air conditioning
Is everyone on these dating sites obsessed with hiking? Are there disney-ride-length lines to hike at any given location?
If anyone on this site is real or just a newt
Where I'll be in 500 years
If one synchronized swimmer sinks...do they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
You want to go on an adventure
you don't mind dogs
you're not afraid to be open & honest
You actually have time to date someone
you can make me laugh
you'd like to send me a compliment
You're my soul mate
You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me