Someone who's happy, has a healthy figure, passionate about life, open-minded, has time to devote to a relationship, and is willing and able to meet up without having to spend 1+ weeks chatting back and forth. No hook ups (i know, I'm a dude saying that, wtf?) But dead serious. Not interested in one night stands. I genuinely want a meaningful relationship. So if you fail the above, don't bother reading on about what makes me so special.
At all times I'm honest, open, and courteous. Most of the time I'm goofy, patient, passionate about my interests, and ambitious about my goals.
My vices include saving too much money, overthinking things, and being content with staying in with my dogs on a Friday night.
It's unlikely you've ever met anyone like me.
I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle).
I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer (lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
and that I look awfully familiar...like they've seen me in a movie/tv show before
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)
Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on wayne...party on garth.
LOTR, Narnia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels
Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...also, stay away from my snickerdoodles. I will cut you...
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather (FINALLY HERE!)
If anyone on this site is real or just a newt
Where I'll be in 500 years
Why my money keeps disappearing
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer sinks...do they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond
you're open to dating a nerd/geek/techy (we are quite adept at fixing things)
you don't mind dogs
you're not afraid to be open & honest
you can make me laugh
you'd like to send me a compliment
You're my soul mate
You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me