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My self-summary
To save you some time, im going to detail what I'm looking for:

Someone who's happy, has a healthy figure, passionate about life, open-minded, has time to devote to a relationship, and is willing and able to meet up without having to spend 1+ weeks chatting back and forth. No hook ups (i know, I'm a dude saying that, wtf?) But dead serious. Not interested in one night stands. I genuinely want a meaningful relationship. So if you fail the above, don't bother reading on about what makes me so special.

At all times I'm honest, open, and courteous. Most of the time I'm goofy, patient, passionate about my interests, and ambitious about my goals.

My vices include saving too much money, overthinking things, and being content with staying in with my dogs on a Friday night.

It's unlikely you've ever met anyone like me.

I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle).
What I’m doing with my life
I run my own business selling various profitable items online. It may not sound exciting to you but I make my own hours, serve as my own boss, and get to travel to where ever my heart desires.

I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer (lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
I’m really good at
Remembering things..and stuff...wait...-_-
The first things people usually notice about me
my jaw-line and how defined it is

and that I look awfully they've seen me in a movie/tv show before
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters

TV Series:
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)

Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on on garth.

LOTR, Narnia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels

Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...also, stay away from my snickerdoodles. I will cut you...
Six things I could never do without
(in no particular order)
Good friends
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather (FINALLY HERE!)
The antidote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be more productive
If anyone on this site is real or just a newt
Where I'll be in 500 years
Why my money keeps disappearing
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends watching things burn (bonfires), playing board/table top/video games, chilling at home w/my dogs, at the dog park, sourcing, exploring the vastness of space, jumping out windows to rescue those in know...mundane stuff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am not a virgin
You should message me if
You think I'm rad

You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond

you're open to dating a nerd/geek/techy (we are quite adept at fixing things)

you don't mind dogs

you're not afraid to be open & honest

you can make me laugh

you'd like to send me a compliment

You're my soul mate

You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me
The two of us