But underneath the goofy exterior, I am open, honest, fiercely loyal, healthy and fit, geeky/nerdy, and courteous at all times. MUST LOVE DOGS! I have 2 dogs with vastly different personalities who boost my quality of living by 1000% (most of the time). I am a home owner and love devising home-projects to increase the "Feng Shui." I also just like relaxing and turning off my brain sometimes to better enjoy life. Anything that pertains to "nerd/geek" culture is where I gravitate towards. Conventions, costumes, etc.
I am a real person (not a meat-popsicle) I'm hoping to find someone that compliments my personality. If you think "man, this dude is way out of my league!" you're probably wrong. I don't date people solely based on looks. Attractiveness is certainly a factor but I am more turned on by personality and a passion for life. If you're superficial, a negative nancy, or don't take care of yourself then keep on walking. You are the weakest link. You're fired. You've been voted off the island. You have been... TERMINATED. You drank fizzy lipton drink...Good day sir....I SAID GOOD DAY!!
I am beginning to think a majority of this site is overrun with fake profiles and spammers who ruin everyone's experience of online dating. But alas, I remain optimistic. If you want to help deter these spammers, follow one of the most important rules of the internet: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
I am well-traveled, having visited London, Paris, Greece, Egypt, Italy, and several others. I wouldn't mind traveling more but I'm tired of traveling alone. Searching for more-than-a-friend at the end of the universe. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED (just kidding...maybe O_o)
I'm an entrepreneur, scuba diver, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, volunteer, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer(lol, not), fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, concert-goer, fire-setter, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. I am open to almost anything (but I wont do that).
and that I look awfully familiar...like they've seen me in a movie/tv show before
People say I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...just in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
The Iron Giant, The Raid, Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies, animated movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Rocko's Modern Life, Mr. Robot, Planet Earth, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)
Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Andrew WK, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana, Omnium Gatherum, 8-bit chip tunes, Tool, Nightwish, party on wayne...party on garth.
LOTR, Narnia, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels
Pineapple pizza. That's right, I'm one of THOSE people...
my computers/the internet
my 2 crazy dogs, Baxter & Xena
Cold Weather (f*ck this heat)
If anyone on this site is real
Where I'll be in 500 years
Why my money keeps disappearing
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer sinks...do they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
What this button does...oops...*runs*
You want to go on an adventure to the bed bath and beyond
you're open to dating a nerd/geek/techy (we are quite adept at fixing things)
You can hold a conversation (ie: if I serve the conversational "ball" in your court, dont jus let it hit you in the face and stand there awkwardly O_o)
you don't mind big friendly dogs
you're not afraid to be honest
you can make me laugh
you'd like to send me a compliment
You're my soul mate
You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me