But underneath the goofy exterior, I'm open, honest, loyal, healthy and fit, geeky/nerdy, and courteous at all times. I'm a college graduate, ive traveled to London, Paris, Greece, Egypt, and others. I'm self driven, successfully built my own business from scratch and work hard every day to help it grow. I have 2 beautiful dogs. I'm a home owner and love being ahead of the game by making to-do lists and creating projects. I would like to find a real person who shares my interests and who's not afraid to take a leap with me into the great unknown. Im beginning to think a lot of this site is overrun with fake profiles and girls who are going to get 100 msgs a day as long as they post a single picture of themselves. But alas, I remain optimistic.
BONUS: I've been praised for my ability to give great back massages, making people laugh, turning the worst days into something special, and more that you'll only discover by messaging me.
I'm an entrepreneur, fast swimmer, video gamer, pixel-ironer, organizer, mediator, collector, mario karter, bicycler, dish washer, fast typer, binge watcher, tear jerker, bezerker, guitar jammer, winter lover, tinkerer, optimizer, terminator, flower-giver, animal lover, con-goer, cosplayer, grammar-jammer, and more "ers" than i care to list. Im open to almost anything (but I wont do that)
and that I look awfully familiar...like they've seen me in a movie before
Also, apparently I sound familiar too. Even to people I'm talking to over the phone for the very first time O_o
People say I look like a rock star (sadly im not one in real life...jus in the privacy of my own home where i jam on my guitar without any p...ive said too much -_- )
Donnie Darko, Airplane I and II, Princess Mononoke, Naked Gun, The Thing, The Incredibles, Mel Brooks movies, Kung Fu movies...basically anything that makes me laugh, ponder, or become emotionally invested in the story/characters (i've been known to cry during emotional scenes...don't judge me -_- )
Titus, Firefly, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Stranger Things, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, and anything that hits me right in the nostalgic-gut (ie: cartoons, cheesy 90s movies, etc)
Bush, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Three Days Grace, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Soundgarden, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, In Flames, Nirvana...pretty much anything but most country and rap (note: old school hip hop gets a pass)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Separate Peace, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, Akira, and various graphic novels...not a big reader but I dabble every now and again
Pineapple pizza. Thats right, I'm one of THOSE people...I can guarantee you food is something I'm never going to agree with anyone on. I'm both a picky eater AND a simple-to-cook-for eater. I generally like most foods but condiments/toppings/extra stuff is where I begin to draw the line.
my computers/the net (kinda how I run my business)
my 2 goofy dogs, Baxter and Xena
Breakfast (most important meal of the day)
Cold Weather (f*ck this heat)
If anyone on this site is real
Where I'll be in 500 years
Where my money's going
If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?
If one synchronized swimmer sinks...do they all sink?
Why you're still reading this
bwahahahaha just kidding
but im on my way, so just stay where you are..wait..where are you going?!
you're open to dating nerds/geeks
You can hold a conversation (ie: if I serve the conversational "ball" in your court, dont jus let it hit you in the face and stand there awkwardly...)
you don't mind big friendly dogs
you're not afraid to be honest
you can make me laugh
you'd like to send me a compliment
You're my soul mate
You work for publishers clearinghouse and have a large check to present to me