Mongo! Mongo is his own person so be careful. I suppose I should
say more. Well, I like the outdoors and the indoors equally. I'm
prone to philosophical musings as well as idiotic rants. I want to
become truly immortal but that's a project for the future. I'm an
Atheist and very satisfied with it. You can have your giant
invisible man in the sky. I prefer to think that my actions and
compassion have meaning. Altruism can't exist if you honestly think
you'll be rewarded for your good deeds. I tell anyone who's being
overly pushy with their religion "Religion is remarkably like a
Venereal Disease: I don't dislike you for having it but I want you
to keep it to yourself".
I like reading, hikes, drives, stimulating or weird conversation,
word games and old fashioned RPGs. I'm good at making friends,
not quite so good at keeping them. The little switch in my head
that let's me tell white lies or lies of kindness seems to be
broken. Unfortunately this means I also rarely hold my tongue.
Fortunately, this means I can rarely hold my tongue. It's slippery
I believe you've got to challenge your beliefs to make them
stronger. I have a difficult time being patient with twits,
halfwits and the willfully blind. I'm getting better though! I'm
smart, loyal, and some say I'm almost charismatic(*gasp!!*). I
enjoy many things and I want to meet new people(friends are
wanted). I want some people to have fun with in a variety of ways.
AND I'm magically delicious! (ugghhh, I taste like old
leather!?!?!?) Also as a matter of convenience I would also like to
point out something. If you are a christian or you believe jesus is
lord or that god plays an important part in your life: DO NOT
MESSAGE ME. Period. You might be the greatest person on earth. You
might be fun and kind and generous. However I will not respect your
beliefs or your religion. By the theory of reaganomics this lack of
respect will trickle down to you. Then again, if you can laugh at
your own beliefs maybe we can work something out. I'm acerbic But
not intentionally cruel. Well, not always.
Dracsweety1202 says: He's fucking awesome.
I am sardonic, poorly-designed, and wry
Oh hai! How's your sex life?
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence
I do not understand dancing or why people seem to think it's fun. Seriously, don't you have more interesting things to do?
school...wasted potential is the same thing as NO potential.
Getting back into some of my old hobbies. Also trying to find some
people I can relate to and hang out with.
Plus, he spends a lot of his time with his remarkably awesome
Sister...~Edit~ My sister, who was my best friend as well has died.
So, yeah, I don't spend so much time with her anymore. This has
left a huge hole in my life so I'm officially in the market for new
friends. I can't replace her but I'll need at least fuor or five
female friends to make a try at it. I just prefer the company of
unique and non traditional females to that of traditional women or
males. Tomboys and Metal chicks are a preference for my friends and
those who practice non conventional arts.
But on a more serious note I'm great at telling stories, Painting miniatures and a few other things. I have a lot of hobbies.
Also, I have NEVER had a net loss in Rock-Paper-Scissors. EVER. I will see into your soul and crush any chance of a net win you may have had and likely cackle while doing so. Melodramatic? Probably. Have I managed to make a basic child's game sound like a battle to the death between the forces of good and evil? I certainly hope so because THAT, my friends, is awesome.
Movies: Shaun of the Dead(funniest and most heartwarming thing I've seen in years), The Cabin in the Woods, The Tunnel, Absentia, Fido, Serenity, Saw1-2-6, Planet Terror, Hancock, Mst3k, Fido, All monty python, brazil, Baron Munchhausen, Requiem for a dream, all the dead movies, Re animator, The Thing(Carpenter's not the original. Practical effects for the win, Also not the crappy prequel that managed to fuck up the mythos AND have special effects that look more dated than the 1982 version), Berserk almost anything directed by Terry Gilliam(Brothers Grimm was such the let down) or Tarantino ,The Dead(Dawn, Day, Night and the remake of Dawn. DON'T mention Diary of the Dead. That. Did. NOT. HAPPEN.) series. Really BAD horrors(ever see Bloody Mallory? Damn near had a seizure. The bat in the window just had me dying), Psychoville, Spaced, A Game of Thrones, Ravenous. Quite a few others
Games: Video games are a legitimate art form and storytelling medium. Not all games have artistic merit but then again neither do all movies or conventional works of art.
Mass Effect 1,2 and 3, Dragon Age (Including 2. I don't care the story was good just not as epic) Planescape: Torment, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate 2 with the Throne of Bhaal expansion, Deus Ex Human Revolution, God of War
Music: The Cure, Peter Gabriel, system of A Down, Assemblage23, VNVNation, Genesis(Also I have found myself having the exact same monologue about Invisible Touch as Patrick Bateman, and I'm okay with that), NIN Stabbing Westward, Switchblade symphony, Our Lady of Peace, and many more conflicting bands and songs
Food: Simple. Meat. Cheese. And the mystical tuber of the irish.
had been reading a book during sex on more than one occasion. It
also occurs to me to clarify the book thing as so many ladies seem
scared by it. The sex was absolutely terrible and I really didn't
want to do it at the time but I was guilt tripped into it. Plus it
was the latest book in the song of ice and fire series. I mean come
on! You would have read it too!
Oh and here's an odd one. I invented my own origami pattern. I think I created it when I was fourteen and it's one of the few I can still do from memory. It's a bat! Hey! Not everyone has their own unique origami pattern!
I hate the word "Mad" except in the concept of insanity. I do not, nor have I ever gotten "Mad". I have become angry but never "Mad". Mad as a synonym for angry just rubs me the wrong way.
My mass can kick your mass.
Side note...I knew the girl..You would have read the book
too...Trust me...Now hows about you tell all the lovely ladies out
there about the time you were reading at the strip club?? That was
Oh, Come on! It was a good book and the strippers scared me. Why on
earth would I pay some strange woman to pretend I'm not scum?
He knows where the Higgs Boson is. . .
You want to tell a story.
You find me Attractive/Interesting/The right kind of crazy
You actively slap people who say they are keeping it real.
You want to have a Swayze Christmas.
You know what I meant when I said a Swayze Christmas.
You love the serious AND the absurd.
If you can tell me whether a quark is classified as energy or matter would be a bonus. I'm currently holding with the theory that quarks are constituents of both and therefore neither. Kinda like how light is both wave and particle while being neither. Seriously if you know this one drop me a message.
You're not particularly fragile. I endeavor to be gentle at all(well, MOSTLY all) times but I'm not always aware of the amount of momentum or force that's at my disposal.
Also, not having a proclivity for stabbing me or injuring my right eye is a definite plus. I'm seriously getting irritated with how many times people accidentally injure it.
DON't message me if:
You're after me lucky charms. Fuck you they're mine.
You have no interest in knowledge for knowledge's sake.
Jesus is your personal lord and saviour.
You think that because I used to cut a lot that I am/was Emo. That gets you slapped. Sean Connery style.
You don't understand evolution. I refuse to say "Believe" because that's just absurd. You "Believe" in Faeries, Santa and Jesus. You "Understand" reality and fact. (Sorry if I hurt any faeries feelings. I promise I'll clap extra loud just for you.)