33 Bray, Ireland
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My self-summary
Just moved from Brooklyn to Bray and and about to move into Dublin 4 Ballsbridge, May 2016. Going to update the rest of this shortly.
I’m really good at
going through airport security
making paella
putting on deodorant
jugando al futbol
4 guitar chords
timing pedestrian walk lights/traffic so that i never stop walking
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyebrows. my chinese bodega guy told me at this rate i'll live to be 938.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
james joyce, maya angelou, kelsang gyatso, sedaris, vonnegut, palahniuk, solzhenitsyn (i like the 7 1/2 page paragraphs), the new yorker, dr. seuss.

mexican, spanish, indian, sushi, bacon, brunch, roast beast. all of that wrapped in bacon. i can make all of that. also lasagna. i also make fried chicken and spicy mustard potato salad. seriously you could eat it and not be dead later.


Pearl Jam, NY Philharmonic at Avery Fisher Hall on Sunday afternoon, Public Enemy,B52s, Snoop, Killers, Arcade Fire, Brahms, Ella Fitzgerald, JayZ, Mos Def, Violent Femmes, Kendrick Lamar, Regina Spektor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fleetwood Mac, Dre, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Paco de Lucia, 50 Cent, Bartok, and last but certainly not least, Nirvana.

extras, veep, weeds, modern family, little britain, graham norton, breaking bad, bob's burgers, dexter, british office, always sunny, colbert, daily show, mr. show, criminal minds, food network.

my films are all over the map. i mean that geographically.

seems like NPR should be in here somewhere.
The six things I could never do without
sub-atomic buffalo wings
your jameson
rioja red wine
carne enchilada burritos
things that turn out to be hilarious
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bigotry. dedicated to my quite gay bestie/roommate:
On a typical Friday night I am
maybe at home making steak and guac tacos and most likely drinking way too much wine and listening to wait wait don't tell me. otherwise, who the hell really knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i track and serial kill people i observe acting like jerkfaces. i also moonlight as a flash mob choreographer. that's two things. wow i'm like an open book today.
You should message me if
you are physically and mentally fit and have a good sense of humor. creative types, wine/whiskey drinkers and a girl who likes the occasional smoke are welcome.