34 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyebrows. my chinese bodega guy told me at this rate i'll live to be 938.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Maya Angelou, Kurt Vonnegut, both Sedarises, Michael Marshall Smith, Chuck Palahniuk, many others. Lots of books.

Louie, weeds, always sunny, the office (british version too), Dave Chappelle Show, arrested development, criminal minds, broad city, breaking bad, freaks and geeks, dexter.

snoop, radiohead, pearl jam, nirvana, dre, decemberists, Ella Fitzgerald, The Dead, a lot of others (not country).
The six things I could never do without
a half a dozen insanely atomic buffalo wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
maybe at home making steak and guac tacos and most likely drinking wine and listening to wait wait don't tell me. otherwise, who the hell really knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i track and serial kill people i observe acting like jerkfaces. i also moonlight as a flash mob choreographer. that's two things.
You should message me if
you are physically and mentally fit and have a good sense of humor. you are a wine/whiskey drinker and/or a girl who likes the occasional smoke.