35 Brooklyn, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for the G train.
I’m really good at
Airport security.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyebrows. my chinese bodega guy told me at this rate i'll live to be 938.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Maya Angelou, Kurt Vonnegut, both Sedarises, Michael Marshall Smith, Chuck Palahniuk, many others. Lots of books.

game of thrones, mr robot, stranger things, weeds, always sunny, the office (british version), 30 rock, Dave Chappelle Show, arrested development, criminal minds, broad city, breaking bad, freaks and geeks, dexter.

public enemy, snoop, yeah yeah yeahs, radiohead, pearl jam, nirvana, dre, decemberists, Ella Fitzgerald, The Dead, a lot of others.
The six things I could never do without
a half a dozen buffalo wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
maybe at home making steak and guac tacos and most likely drinking wine and listening to wait wait don't tell me. otherwise, who the hell really knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i track and serial kill people i observe acting like jerkfaces. i also moonlight as a flash mob choreographer. that's two things.