Citarre
27 Perth, Australia
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My self-summary
Places you can kiss me: out of the bearded barley, beneath the milky twilight, down by the broken tree house.
What I’m doing with my life
I think the idea of knowing what you are doing with your life is pretty absurd. Life is so big and fucked up and confusing! Just try to have fun and let things happen is the best thing I've come up with so far. I do think about the future though. One day I hope to own a combination bookshop/bar where I will work as a private detective on the side. For the moment I am trying to learn how to play piano and translate hieroglyphics.
I’m really good at
Puns. Having perfect recollection of Simpsons episodes I watched years ago but forgetting what day it is. Imagining the perfect sandwich that can never exist in reality. Dancing in the moonlight.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing they probably notice is my winning smile and dazzling eyes. The second thing they notice is that their wallet is missing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All Books. Crime/Detective. Esoteric Fiction. Ghosts/Horror. Introspective Journeys. Killing Little Martians. Not Orange People. Quite Reserved/Sophisticated Tastes. Unrealistic/Virtual Worlds. Xylophones. Yo, Zack!
The six things I could never do without
Molybdenum
The colour blue
Constant terror at the vastness of the universe
Pachelbel's Canon in D Major
Aglets
1986 David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When does a hill become a mountain? What are the best wishes to ask a genie for? What superpower is the coolest? Is the fact that nobody knows what irony means ironic or just weird? What are birds?
On a typical Friday night I am
After a long day of absorbing sunlight I will photosynthesise long-chain sugars using the chlorophyll in my skin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't trust fish, they breathe water and that's crazy.
You should message me if
Let's face it, we are all on here because we are lonely or bored or got confused when trying to find out how to order pizza online. Just message me, or somebody else and maybe you can have a fun conversation!

Other acceptable reasons for messages: you want to tell me a fun fact that I might not know. You know what is the deal with airplane food. You want someone to torment you with puns endlessly. You believe horses are from outer space.
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