I'm just trying to figure out this whole life thing.
I'm a real asshole. You probably won't like me.
I probably smoke too many pots.
I enjoy arguing. In general. About, well, anything. Even if I agree with you, I'll disagree with you.
I don't know why that is.
Johnathan Franzen is a genius of the english language.
Good ones, please.
I like the music.
I hope it's delicious.
you want to go bowling.
you'd like to smoke some marijuanas.
you want to go bar hopping.
you believe the weekends are for excess.
you'd like to share that busy silence of the library.
you realize I don't take my profile too seriously.