This is the overall theme of my life: https://youtu.be/wb7eNeH1Les
Textbook ambivert. Stonecutter. Breaker of rocks. Geomancer. I don't take myself at all seriously. I have little use for religion, sports, or pretense. Connoisseur of fiction and nerdy media. Film school dropout. No kids, no debt, all bills paid, never married, no diseases, good teeth, several (quality) tattoos, film school glasses. Subversive satirist. Bark of hardened insouciance on the surface, flowing river of good feels at the core. Like a Caramello.
I'm here to make an awesome female friend. If something were to metastasize from that, super bonus. I am at a loss, however I don't seek to force a change.
I am a supervisor on board with the family limestone quarry/fabrication company that spans three states. The guys in the shop call me Tony Stark (due to some perceived resemblance, and my handiness with machines). Better than Eddard Stark, I guess. By a head.
I have successfully made the transition to a post-barfly lifestyle. I will go out, but it does not have the appeal it once did.
Books: The Dark Tower by Stephen King, The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, Preacher by Garth Ennis, Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis, World War Z by Max Brooks.
Film: Star Wars ('77-'83), Napoleon Dynamite, The Avengers, The Princess Bride, Dawn of the Dead ('78). (Honorable mention for This is Spinal Tap)
TV: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan.
Music: All metal (from Sabbath to Pantera & Tool), punk, 70's & 80's country, 90's hip-hop, bluegrass. Right now I listen to a lot of Clutch, Sinatra, Deftones, The Sword, Dead Kennedys, Ministry, and The Misfits.
Foods: fresh baked bread, sharp cheese, ripe fruit, lean meats, all of the potatoes.
Simple foods with few ingredients.
The ampersand looks like a guy dragging his butt across the carpet .......&
Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat.
Or visiting the pub for just long enough to get a buzz, going home, ordering Rockit's, and watching shitty movies.
...You are (reasonably) local. Please be geographically desirable.
...You are single.
...You're as pissed as I am that it has come to this.
...You've heard a great one-liner and need to share it.
...You want to discuss the Rapture, the McRib, or quantum physics.
...You are cognizant of yourself! Self-awareness is rare and one of the sexiest traits in anyone.
...You feel like a person on the periphery, forever without a tribe, or an alien stranded on a bewildering planet overrun with insane apes.
Disclaimer: if you believe, within your innermost melonheart, that your race, religion, gender, sexual identity, financial status, caste, creed, or crap color makes you inherently superior to anyone else.... Get the fuck out.