38 Copenhagen, Denmark
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My self-summary
I'm short, smart and funny, and I want to make your life both nicer and more interesting. I expect the same of you.
(You don't have to be short, though.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on my way to becoming a pre-school teacher. Kids are exhausting, annoying and goddamn awesome.
I’m really good at
Dancing, my hips move like a well-greased disco machine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a very attractive hobbit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Off the top of my head: Slaughterhouse 5, Robocop, Louie, Fever Ray, sushi.

(Query: Why do people make those endless lists in this field?)
The six things I could never do without
Dunno. Family, friends, coffee, internet, companionship, solitude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Society, the future and the biological injustice of not getting an awesome beard in return for my receding hairline.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sweating my ass off on the dance floor with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sex is fun, but I'm looking for that kind of love where you're just as comfortable with laughing together as being quiet together. I like showing my affection with touch rather than words.

I'm not always extroverted, and I need space. Preferably, you do too.
You should message me if
you're open-minded and funny (or at the very least, willing to laugh at my jokes). You've learned to live with your emotional baggage and previous fuck-ups and want to squeeze as much joy as possible
out of this goddamn life.