53Tampa, United States
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My self-summary
I have gotten some flack for not completely filling out this profile but that's because a lot of things I like and dislike are subject to change and can be influenced by who I'm with and what's going on. I pretty much like giraffes all the time. Beyond that, I'm reluctant to commit to anything in writing. I'm open-minded, though; I don't mind exploring new things to not like.
I'd like to meet someone who is also open-minded and treats others with respect and empathy. If you find yourself saying things like "I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic/etc, but...", we're not going to get along very well.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer and a stand-up comedian. I have a couple of credits at I do game coverage and feature articles on the Tampa Bay Lightning at I published a book a while back. I recently performed on the main stage at the internationally famous Improv. I'm currently writing a musical. In spite of these facts, my bills are all currently paid.
I’m really good at
finishing sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I'm finishing someone's sentences. Mostly my own.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books by David Sedaris, Simon Rich, Carl Hiassen, Lewis Carroll, and Katherine Dunn
Movies: Rocky (the original), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Animal House, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Silence of the Lambs, Groundhog Day, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Se7en, Batman
TV shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Walking Dead, Louie
Music: Prince, David Byrne, Niki Harris, Ronnie Elliott, Rebekah Pulley, The Beatles, Kendra Morris, Jeremy Gloff, Nicholas Megalis, Nikka Costa, Dawn Silva, Jen Leigh, Rebecca Zapen, F Deluxe
Six things I could never do without
1) A project to work on.
2) The next project after that.
3) This position is currently vacant, so I guess technically I can live without it, but somebody to scratch my back from time to time would be awfully nice.
4) Early discussion of a future project
5) Surrounding myself with creative people
6) Ideas that may at some point turn into future projects.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to do next.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All I want out of life is to help people be happy. That's it.
You should message me if
You'd like to have some fun. I'd like to meet someone smart and kind who respects but challenges me creatively and is looking for the same.
The two of us