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My self-summary
“Ladies are you attractive, single and drama free?”

“Are you tired of dating losers with no motivation, who are either unemployed or underemployed, who have commitment issues and/or mommy issues?”

“Hi! I am Thomas, and have I got the solution to your problems!”

“In one word, Tommy”

“Who is Tommy?”
“Tommy is...
is thinking weather he might think of what he is going to think about.
Is not yet rated.
is Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education
Is the the walrus
has been updated to version 2.1, and included is many new exciting features.”

“but wait there‘s more”

“Tommy is a 34 year old school teacher, a former high school and colligate Athlete, and an artist, some would call him a joker, a space cowboy, a gansta of love, but most would say he is a great guy.”

“Tommy has uninterrupted potential”

“Just listen to this testimonial”

Brandy “he is the smartest guy I know”

“Tommy tends to have a dry sarcastic humor.” He is an extremely caring person sometimes to a fault. Tommy tends to wear his heart on his sleeve, so it seems to get damaged easily. He has never been married, but he well tell people he is divorced so they won't think something is wrong with him”

“Can more be said about this Tommy?”

“You have to act now supplies are limited so this is a limited time offer. Shipping and handling is free (not available in all areas check for availability in your area) all you have to do is call email now!”

“But Wait there is more! “

“Act now and call in the next 15 minutes and you will receive this once in a life time opportunity!”

“The chance at love, hopefully a guy you find to be great. Your, best friend, your companion and your lover, I am not offering one of these things to you but all three for the price of one.”

“But you have to act now.”

I hope you enjoyed my intro and are considering messaging me back.

I am artist, teacher, and student
What I’m doing with my life
I am an artist and a teacher
I’m really good at
artistic stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I am a nice guy, smart
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ben Steins how to ruin your life recent any way, shawshank redemption
Six things I could never do without
Internet for short periods of time is okay but I must admit it is a great source of entertainment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends or family
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ask I will always tell you the truth but you will have to ask.
You should message me if
you are a sweet, hot is a plus, oh real that is important, can hold your end of the conversation.
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The two of us