32 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I have won cliff diving competitions off the shores of Sri Lanka, spelling bees at the Kremlin, occasionally I fly with my wings made of wax, and I have saved a baby from drowning twice (the same one). I can rob an Italian bakery faster than you can undress your favorite celebrity with your eyes AND I've been noted as intellectually retarded on more than three occasions to be exact. In my spare time I partake in many activities such as rock skipping, mud rolling, garbage picking, igloo building, cake baking, dinosaur growing, all night gaming, evil glaring, around the world yo-yo-ing, parent shaming, warehouse looting, evil scheming, youtube streaming, and music.

If you're here, then you're here because I either stalked you on this ridiculous site and you're just returning the favor, or I messaged you and you're trying to see if you even want to message me back based on my poor picture taking skills, or you're bored and have nothing better to do. As far as I'm concerned, those are all perfectly acceptable options. Enjoy your stay!

Oh know, if that sort of thing interests you *ellipses ellipses ellipses...ellipses for days.
What I’m doing with my life
Stuff...creative stuff. Want to know more? They have this cool messenger app integrated into the site for stuff like that.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at dodging categories like this one.
The first things people usually notice about me
My impressive wingspan.
The six things I could never do without
All I need in life are underscores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what it was I was trying to think about earlier.
On a typical Friday night I am
...varies. I'm either doing nothing at all, or I'm doing something for nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not sure. I'm an onion of privacy.
You should message me if
Just message me if you're not about the bullshit anymore. No lying, no cheating, and a clear understanding of what reciprocation is...and if you want to. :P