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My self-summary
I have won cliff diving competitions off the shores of Sri Lanka, spelling bees at the Kremlin, occasionally I fly with my wings made of wax, and I have saved a baby from drowning twice (the same one). I can rob an Italian bakery faster than you can undress your favorite celebrity with your eyes AND I've been noted as intellectually retarded on more than three occasions to be exact. In my spare time I partake in many activities such as rock skipping, mud rolling, garbage picking, igloo building, cake baking, dinosaur growing, all night gaming, evil glaring, around the world yo-yo-ing, parent shaming, warehouse looting, evil scheming, youtube streaming, and music.

If you're here, then you're here because I either stalked you on this ridiculous site and you're just returning the favor, or I messaged you and you're trying to see if you even want to message me back based on my poor picture taking skills, or you're bored and have nothing better to do. As far as I'm concerned, those are all perfectly acceptable options. Enjoy your stay!

Oh know, if that sort of thing interests you *ellipses ellipses ellipses...ellipses for days.
What I’m doing with my life
Film/TV Scores.
Musical Arrangements.
Composing and Producing.
Digital Directing
Taking over the world
And somewhere in there I'm attempting to have a relationship again.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at dodging categories like this one.
The first things people usually notice about me
My impressive wingspan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read. I am incredibly illiterate.
Movies bore me so I don't watch any.
What's a show?
Music? No thanks, I think I'll try the salmon instead.
Food? Can you lower the volume please?

Ok for real this time.
Favorite books include (in no particular order): The Art of Racing in the Rain, Life of Pi, Stuck in Neutral, Stoner and Spaz, and Twilight (juuuuuuust kidding!)

Movies? This is going to sound weird...but Cruel Intentions is up there only from a psychological perspective. I think the acting in it is horrid. I also love animated movies that make me Up, and Meet the Robinsons. Attracted to me yet? Also movies like...Zoolander, Anchorman, Dodgeball, and Old School.

Shows-hmm. Les Miserables, Chicago, The Wiz, Wicked, Book of Mormon, Bubbling Brown Sugar, Five Guys Named Moe, Dream Girls, Aint Misbehavin, and Hamilton of course!

Music: Ok, when people say they listen to everything. I don't think they really listen to everything. Iiiiiiii listen to everything... AND BY EVERYTHING, I mean everything that is not up to date and cool by any standards. I'm talkin bout the straight classics yo! Keepin it gangsta and old school f'life! But seriously, I listen to a lot of "crap".

Food. Not too picky as long as I don't have some sort of food allergy to it that involves me dying.
The six things I could never do without
breathable air.
a pulse.
stimulating conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what it was I was trying to think about earlier.
On a typical Friday night I am
...varies. I'm either doing nothing at all, or I'm doing something for nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Octopus. Think about it.
You should message me if
Disclaimer: I am not a troll. If you want to know what I look like then you're more than welcome to ask. We live in a visual world that can prevent us from experiencing or getting to know the intricacies of other people just because of subconscious judging. Plus...I'm down for just making friends too.

That being said, message me if you're down to earth, practical with a hint of unicorn and cotton candy, ambitious, not looking to be coddled for everything, strong in your own right but recognize that in a healthy relationship you can be stronger (and yes that does include friends), and believe in reciprocation and honesty.

Also, you must love dogs! :P