ClassyBurner
26Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
I make cookie dough flavored cupcakes. There's not a flavor I won't attempt to put into cupcake form. I'm out of control when it comes to cupcakes. I've been told I need to seek professional help when it comes to baking sweets, because my recipes are . I come with the benefits of having a puppy, everybody loves puppies. I hope you would love puppies...you're not a communist are you? Because only communist don't love puppies. It's scientifically proven.
I enjoy different things in life. I am a advid reader, love to keep an open mind in entertainment, and never to old for cartoons. Im a fire spinner and pretty decent at it . I like theater, I cosplay when I can, but most go support friends who do cons and fight shows. Yet my main area of expertise I feel is making a really strange food that people are confused about but still want to eat.
What I’m doing with my life
As of now I am a chef for catering events and other gourmet needs. I enjoy fire spinning and conventions. I like being out and doing something that doesn't fall into the norm. I once worked for a circus,and after 12 years in the industry i've settled myself into a decent role in kitchens. I know how to make grilled cheese doughnuts, and yes you read that right. Also have apprenticed under sushi makers, so I can make sushi....if that's your thing.

straight up I'm a nerd, probably shouldn't come as a surprise. This is who I am. I make my parents super proud because of it. I can tell by the way they look at me with such disappointment and sadness in their eyes. I know they're happy for me.
I’m really good at
Fire spinning, theater, stage combat, working out, comic book lore, movie lore, and level 10 half elf rogue up in this bitch. I make a mean grilled cheese and am constantly coming up with new food and desert ideas.
I will say in my time of working in the gourmet scene, I've taken my culinary skills to a higher level.

All about that wisdom and wit, yo. Ravenclaw represent.

I am a man who loves to cook. Mostly pizzas, I make all that in house. A kitchen to me is like my last bastion on earth.
Which is kind of funny because my house is named Fort Stronghold the Castle Bastions at Citadel Keep.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nerdy tattoos is a main thing....

I am often mistaken for a notable kings and emperors known throughout history for my regal presence and undeterred iron will.
Whenever my presence is felt and is approaching, the faint but escalating tune of "The Ecstasy of Gold" can be heard in the air.

Also a beard...arms and legs. I want to say people notice I have a head. And a body to connect them all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
okay I'm finally biting the bullet in writing this.
Books: The Dresden Files, anything from Star Wars the Expanded Universe, obviously the Song of Ice and Fire series, anything Tom Clancy puts out is a plus for some odd reason but hey it is what it is and assorted more you know Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings that speil.

Movies: Judge Dredd (old and new, I love Stalone but Carl Urban ground the franchise into a more realistic movie), Star Wars,Indiana Jones, (both I'm putting into the trilogy section for reasons) Back to the Future, Harry Potter, My Name is Bruce, Boondocks Saints, District B13, Banraku, Pirates of the Caribbean because pirates.... Marvel movies produced by Paramount, Starship Troopers is a huge huge favor to my to make sure working on the mobile infantry armor, Monty Python and the Holy Grail because killer rabbit...Repo! The Genetic Opera, the Producers, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Serenity, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, Tremors, Guardians of the Galaxy, Galaxy Quest, any Kevin Smith film.....to a degree, No Country for Old Men, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Devils Carnival, a slew of horror movies.

Tv: Game of Thrones, once upon time, supernatural, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Doctor Who, walking dead, Megas XLR, SWAT Kats, Samurai Jack, Gundam, stand up specials and documentaries, Kamen Rider, Outlaw Star, Holliston, Galavant, Flash, Arrow, Law and Order, Burn Notice, Face Off, Archer, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000.....
IN A NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE!

Music: classic rock rock country pirate rock wait take that back no no country electronic jazz blues Cajun stand up music like in the comedy sense....you know what I mean.

Food: Jesus don't get me started on that, we'll be here all day. I enjoy everything so long as it taste well and I can see that people put their hearts into making and preparing it. Mexican is a plus though. I mean I'm Irish and we just tend to boil everything.....so I must look to other countries for great food. Not to say Irish food is bad.
Six things I could never do without
I'm going to take the six things and condensed them into three. The first would be God honest love and happiness from a girl who I could spend the rest of my life with the, second would be maple syrup, the third would be Mexican food. I know I can always pick 3 more things but honestly why would I want anything more than Mexican food maple syrup..... oh yeah and that girl thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How it feels to be bacon, always wanted and desired, it is always being chased after, truly this is a life worth dreading.....and then I'd eat some bacon. Plus I'm in the process of covering myself up with nerdy tattoos, I'm at 3.

And coming up with new ideas for food, trying different recipes and different combinations. Because if I can make somebody fat and happy then it is a good day to be working food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well I'm back in Florida but I'm someone a loss of things to do. I'll fire spin if I get the chance but if not I usually entertain myself with sculptures of famous writers in giant robots. Think about it; Edgar Allan Poe piloting a giant robot. Yeah you didn't have that image in your head until you came here read this profile. I'll find myself participating in underground illegal and high-risk balloon animal making games. Ive lost so many good friends to making balloon dogs.

But I guess the short answer is I'm pretty open to whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I yawn I do my best to talk so I can sound like Sylvester Stallone........ I am the law!
You should message me if
Hell maybe we can prepare for the oncoming zombie apocalypse together. Ultimately do or do not, there is no try. Here's the thing, once you get me going, I'm allot of fun and stuff. But being in a new area, I'm a little self conscious about who I am considering I don't have my circle of people that helped me become comfortable.
I want to break this shell open and have some fun. It's just a bit tricky to get my ball rolling. But if you like what you see them I'm willing to start.
I like to think I'm a great guy, and if you want you ears talked off about movies, books, tv, comic books, tabletop gaming, tattoos, fire performance, and Why Star Wars is superior to the Trek. Then I'm your guy.
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