34Marietta, United States
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My self-summary
You know how all of your friends in relationships tell you that you aren't going to find anyone worth dating in a bar? The problem is when you've already graduated from college and you work in IT, that really seems to be the only place left to go. But then... the conversation goes a lot like this: "WHAAATTT?? You like pickles??? I'm sorry, I can't hear you!!! All I can hear is this song about sweat dripping off of someones balls!!!"

Sooooo... I guess that's why I'm here.
What I’m doing with my life
That's a pretty open ended question. I don't think anyone has a comprehensive answer for this, so I'm just going to leave this here:

1. Working way too much in Corporate IT Security.
2. Trying to adult. Sucking at it.
3. Reading some hexadecimal like it was a second language.
5. Smoke a bunch of cigarettes. Regret it.
6. Read more hexadecimal. See the future.
7. Have a philosophical conversation about the origins of the universe with Captain Wiggles.
8. Black out.
9. Lose my laptop.
10. Find Captain Wiggles under my bed with my laptop. Apparently he's working on his Masters Degree in Cybernetic Corgi Engineering with Phoenix online. Who knew?
I’m really good at
Rocket Surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't. I'm sneaky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm usually OK with anything that isn't rap or country (unless it was produced prior to 1998, in which case they are probably both fine.) Other than that, my favorites include: Chris Cornell, Theory of a Deadman, Buckcherry, Guns N' Roses, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, The Offspring, Operator, Sixx AM, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Tom Petty

Tombstone (The scene at the end where Wyatt Earp is with Doc Holiday at the hospital while he is dying from tuberculosis gets me every time.) Thank You for Smoking, Star Wars & Indiana Jones (Before George Lucas finished destroying my childhood), Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Zoolander, Tucker & Dale vs Evil.

Jack Daniels. Steak, Bacon, Tacos, and Guinness if I'm running short on carbs.

Q: But Clay, steak doesn't really have carbs. You're an idiot.

A: It does if it's country fried. Don't question my dietary needs.

No. Ok, fine. If I'm drunk I'll root for whoever has a better mascot.
Six things I could never do without
I didn't realize that this was an episode of Sesame Street. WTF DID I JUST SIGN UP FOR?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That some day I'll probably be assassinated while standing at a urinal in some dive bar or Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly I can't tell you. I don't remember most Friday nights. For all I know I've just been making soap in the garage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once time traveled back to 1885 and realized there was no gas to refuel my Delorean. I had to walk back. It sucked. FML.
You should message me if
Oh hell yea!!! The ad on the side of the page is telling me to go to this site that says it's better than Craigslist! See you suckers later!!


[EDIT] It wasn't better than Craigslist...Oh God... It went to a terrible terrible place... with goats... You should probably just message me.
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