30 Wyoming, United States
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My self-summary
Oh hey. This is me. You should probably know more about me than is summarized in this profile. So get to it!!

Boredom sucks. I'll do pretty much anything to avoid becoming restless. I'm a pretty mellow guy. I dislike drama and I like drama...right. See the "What I'm Doing with my Life" section and that will make more sense. I'm a good listener. I hear and see everything going on around me all at the same time. It's a gift. Or is that a disorder....

I'm a huge fan of things and stuff. Mostly stuff but I do enjoy the occasional thing.

If you think you might like me, you might be right. So you might want to message me because I might like you as well. Maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on a slight hiatus from my career in TV production. It was fun. It was hectic. It was a blast. It was exhausting. I'll probably live there again. Maybe... Moved from L.A. To Michigan to help the fam out. Since I've been back I've worked with the developmentally disabled as an AFC Home Supervisor, taught College kids the ropes of media production and a couple random labor jobs... I am currently a freelance producer/editor (refered to as a "Preditor" but that scares me...). I produce documentaries mainly (ask and I'll send you a link to one. Maybe) but I do the occasional commercial for local businesses for some side income.
I’m really good at
Laughing, Music, Recreational Sports, Splicing Genes, Deluxe Edition Electronic Yahtzee. Wearing shirts in all my photos. Petting dogs. Driving safely. Eating grilled cheeses. Telling people I play the banjo and then admitting that I don't and then wishing I could.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, eye lashes. I glow in the dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
B-Horror Films: The Leprechaun 1-4, The Leprechaun in tha Hood, The Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood, Santa's Slay, Ghostbusters I (II was kinda dumb), Funny Games, Gummo, Jennifer's Body (hilarious), Mama,

Action/Thrillers: Death Proof, Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds, True Romance

Music: Incubus, The Shakers, The Movers & The Shakers, The Books (really weird shit), Prince, Smokey Robinson (pretty much just "Cruisin'") James Brown, Step Dad, Mystikal is my guilty pleasure... I can't help it.
The six things I could never do without
Organ Systems
Grilled Cheeses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the word 'premium' means.

Near rhymes.

Quantum Shit.


How I could have forgotten to spend the balance in my flex account again.

Stuff that doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Petting my dog (literally not figuratively, pervert), not playing video games, drinking (in moderation and then in excess), playing the banjo (jk), other, etc., mumbo-jumbo and rigamaru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't burp and I barf if I try.
You should message me if seems like a good idea. need advice from a disinterested party. have a riddle or a joke. haven't yet.'re bored.'re not bored.'re happy.'re sad.'re confused. have question that Google can't answer. need to know how to spell a word. lost your keys and/or wallet and need help finding it and/or them. forgot to spend the balance in your flex account.

...the balance you forgot to spend was for the calendar year.