30 West Palm Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I have a checkered history with household appliances, and I am fairly certain they are now actively plotting against me.

That seems like a pretty reasonable introduction.

Oh, and I just moved back to Florida after 7 years between NYC and DC.

I don't take myself too seriously, and I have been informed on a number of occasions that a person's first impression of me turned out to be completely off-base.

I'm out of interesting things to say, so let's move on.
What I’m doing with my life
I do IT consulting, which I'm just now realizing sounds much more lame when you write it out. Anyway, I (mostly) really enjoy what I do, and working from coffee shops and bakeries isn't the worst thing in the world.

Being my friends' and family's personal IT department, however...slightly less enthusiastic about that.

Outside of work I'm usually eating something, indecisively scrolling through Netflix and Hulu, or making astonished exclamations about how much Palm Beach has changed in the years I've been gone.
I’m really good at
Falling asleep in loud environments or on vehicles in motion. I'm serious about this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everyone likes lists:

Anything by Chuck Klosterman, mostly anything by Malcolm Gladwell, all types of biographies...slowly working my way into reading more fiction. Oh, and Harry Potter is pretty badass. Obviously.

I grew up with Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey. Star Wars. All types of documentaries, the subject is irrelevant. Disney movies and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

See above. Currently taking applications.

All of it. Just...all of it.

Discussion is acceptable and encouraged.
The six things I could never do without
- Greek yogurt
- Rechargeable batteries
- Coffee
- Plaid, apparently
- Dental floss
- Peanut butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- When / if the Magic are ever going to be a relevant basketball team again.
- The optimal combination of ingredients to make delicious smoothies. I'm very excited about my new blender.
- What color socks I should wear tomorrow.
- My future. Life is crazy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either hanging out at a friend's place or downtown somewhere. Or I might be at home.

I'd be interested to see who has the most unique answer to this question, because that's basically what everyone writes.