I like to think of myself as...
I love to laugh.
I never know how to fill these things out...
If you want to know anything more, just ask.
I have a _-year-old, and s/he is my world.
I'm shy at first, until you get to know me.
I'll try anything once.
I work hard and play hard.
I'm just an average guy/girl.
I'm not your average guy/girl.
I like to travel.
I'm very sarcastic.
I'm quirky, don't judge me bro lol.
I don't bite... unless you ask nicely, lol.
I just moved to this city and want to meet new people.
I'm just as comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt or a sexy dress for a night out on the town.
I'm looking for a partner in crime.
Bonus points for being laid-back or easy-going or low-key.
Bonus points if your username is of the form: youname-ski, yourname-raptor, yourname-saurus, or yourname-rex.
Living the dream. Running marathons (or: running 5Ks; bonus points for pictorial proof).
Making my friends laugh.
Being a good friend.
Bonus points for sarcasm and quirks that would show up in a Wes Anderson movie.
My boobs, lol.
My gender or race.
If you're lucky, my sense of humor.
Bonus points for "You tell me!"
Something-something about guilty pleasures.
I love movies.
Chuck Palahniuk, David Foster Wallace, Kurt Vonnegut, 50 Shades of Grey, Hunger Games
I am a foodie.
Painfully obvious (family, friends, pets)
Painfully unattractive (my children)
Coffee, lol, I'm such an addict.
Some number of things other than six, one of which pertains to counting.
Bonus points for mentioning Apple products.
I like to stay in and watch a movie in my PJs or go out and party with my friends, you never know.
That I'm on okcupid.
Ask me and I might tell you.
I watch and enjoy Jersey Shore (see above note about guilty pleasures).
You think you can keep up.
You don't have any shirtless photos taken with a cell phone.
You want to.
You're not looking for a hookup.
You own your own car.
You aren't into drama.
You're not crazy.
Bonus points for awarding bonus points for anything (especially a college education).