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My self-summary
Just to be clear, my username is not my actual name, it is the name I had on my first fake ID when I was in high school.

Speaking of school, this part of the profile is like when a professor asks you to stand up and say your name and one interesting thing about yourself. Whenever I was in such a situation, I would choose one of the following:

A. I lived in Las Vegas for a year.
B. I got hit by a car once when I was in high school.
C. I was on the Judge Judy show as a defendant in 2006.

All three of these have pretty good stories attached to them, and you can hear them if you like, but I prefer to wait until I've actually met people to tell them, because I don't like using up all of my good stories on the Internet.

Some things about me:

I have extremely strong, totally rigid opinions about things that aren't important (music, television, sports). I have flexible, evolving opinions about things that are important (relationships, life choices, personal philosophy).

I really like people that have opinions about everything. And I like hearing about them.

I haven't made the switch to e-books. I'm still on paper. I buy more books than I read.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Chicago for a new job on 1/11/16!
I’m really good at
Opening Capri-Suns from the top or bottom, Simpsons trivia, and using Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. Let me know when you meet me.

My eyebrows maybe? They're fairly expressive (see photos). I feel like my face would be nothing without them. But I guess you could probably say that about anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

My favorite movie is Tree of Life.

My favorite TV show is Lost.

My favorite band is The Flaming Lips.

My favorite food is pizza from this place called Little Italy in Athens, Georgia.
Six things I could never do without
I don't know, but here are six things I could do without:

Snow globes, fax machines, player pianos, shoe horns, button-fly pants, and geodes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
I try to keep my Friday nights as atypical as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Since I've joined this I've spent more time looking at my profile than other people's. I'm not sure if this is a sign of vanity or self-consciousness. Probably both.
You should message me if
You like the song One More Night by Phil Collins.
The two of us