DeusExLasagna
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My self-summary
Feminist, secularist, democratic socialist, antifascist, transhumanist, part-time futurist, full-time hedonist, and militantly geeky. Chaotic Good-ish. Basically a Hufflepuff on a permanent caffeine rush. Also, I really like dogs. And pasta.

Ok, so those are mostly labels on what kind of consumer I am, what kind of cultures I spend money affirming, internalizing, and propagating. That only goes part of the way. What am I doing here though, instead of out in the streets waving anti-Trump signs or in bed nursing a vodka tonic with my eightieth read-through of The Deathly Hallows?

Well, there's basically an unspoken assumption on OKC (and in online dating in general) that everyone you meet is disposable until proven otherwise, and usually still is even then. I don't really know how else to explain why most profiles (including mine, if we're being honest) read less as an honest search for compatible personalities to share time and space and futures with, and more as a detailed humblebrag of how complete and sufficient we are without anyone else in the way fucking it up.

I'm looking for people as tired of that as I am. People who want a partner, people who want a best friend, people who want a platonic soulmate, people who either have a friend-circle and want to expand it or people who don't have a friend-circle and want to create one, people who make time to maintain their relationships instead of making relationships just to pass time. My ideal friendship is along the lines of Calvin and Hobbes, and my ideal relationship is along the lines of Morticia and Gomez Addams.

If that sounds too serious or too high-stakes for you, then by all means swipe left or hit the back arrow or whatever, because these are the same demands I make of myself when maintaining my friendships/partnerships and I don't have time for people who would rather ghost out than have the decency to meet halfway or at least stick around long enough to say goodbye. Life is more fulfilling when you don't just treat people as single-serving friends and random encounters, and I am enough of a hedonist at this point to not only aim for it myself but then find other people worth sharing that intensity with as well.

If any of that sounds interesting, desirable, or at least not entirely offensive, then I'm your man.

Except I won't grow a beard for you. They itch. Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Unlike approximately 97.4% of people on this site (rough estimate by their profile pictures), I have never been to Macchu Picchu. So I'm probably wasting my life, I guess? I like traveling but I typically prefer going somewhere I already have friends in order to maximize the limited PTO I'm using. I've been to Canada, if that counts.

My life basically consists of constantly alternating between trying to escape and doubling down on an infinite loop of attempting some form of self-improvement, agonizing over how little progress I've made at any given point, giving up out of impatience and/or jealousy at how much easier it seems to come for anyone else, and then deciding to try again out of spite for both the odds and everyone else. 20 GOTO 10.

So, basically I have a huge collection of pet interests that are all sincerely fascinating (which includes whatever you're talking about), but no real depth of mastery. The only consistent ones I have right now involve church/state separation activism, leadership/management theory (especially in regards to grassroots activism), and maybe game design, which is basically just binging on Extra Credits videos at work. I also want to be more technologically inclined so I also derp around with MOOCs in data science on an inconsistent basis.

2017 is kind of a year where I'm rearranging the furniture, some of it literal, and trying to see what configuration will keep me from feeling guilty over not choosing some other configuration. My life is "together" in the usual sense people expect - I have a job and a place and a working car and no debts that I can't pay each month - but not in any sense that I want to sustain for another decade. I don't blame you for not wanting to tag along, but I'd certainly appreciate the company if you did.
I’m really good at
Doing things on impulse and just kind of making it work. Or, when the wellbeing of other people is concerned, planning things out to the minute and trying to cover as many bases as possible, so no one *else* has to suddenly stumble into just making things work.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The first things people usually notice about me
1) Love of theatrics, puns, and breaking out into song at inappropriate times
2) [Redacted]
3) Love of pasta and food in general. It fills the empty spot where a sense of shame should hypothetically be.
4) Terrible music/literature/game references
5) I fidget a lot.

Some people tell me that I intimidate them. I don't do it on purpose, I promise. I'm a teddy bear. Or possibly a slightly hairier version of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stuff I read:
I read a lot of political history and social issue books these days. I'm very much pro-labor and anti-(oppressive structure of your choice).

I'm spending 2017 making a lot more time to read than I have been before, because collecting books without reading them is just embarrassing. I was doing a book-a-week challenge, but I got distracted by an existential crisis and it kind of fell behind. But I read more often than I used to, which is something, I guess? Talk books with me, talk stories with me, talk about your favorite narratives/tropes/motifs with me. I'm currently reading The Handmaid's Tale like everyone else, but I've also got Malcolm X's autobiography on standby.

Most of the Forgotten Realms series by RA Salvatore
Ready Player One
Fahrenheit 451
A Clockwork Orange
The Harry Potter series
Dune
The Alchemist
A Canticle For Leibowitz
World War Z (no really, my last tattoo is a quote from this)
Vermillion
Random stuff by HP Lovecraft
Anything by Mira Grant

I have a bad habit of buying large numbers of books at Value Village because of their damn "Buy 4, get the 5th free!" deal. So I collect classics, tech manuals, whatever - but I've been trying to refresh and expand my fantasy and scifi tastes more recently. Name me an author! (I love homages to Lovecraft and classic mythology)

Stuff I listen to:
My taste in music defaults to, "What, at this moment, will do the best job of keeping me awake at work until the caffeine kicks in from the shitty office coffee?" I play hopskotch across all genres and I can't vouch for the quality of my taste at all. I'm just as likely to listen to Tchaikovsky as Ke$ha.

I default to classic rock/hair metal because Joan Jett is the sexiest woman alive and probably will be even if she lives to be a hundred. Also electronica/trance. I'm especially huge on Ghost, Iron Maiden, and Infected Mushroom. Also, I live for mashups. One of my favorites right now is this mix of Justin Bieber and Slipknot. I would call it a guilty pleasure, but I don't believe in feeling guilt over knowing how to take pleasure. Or guilt in general, really. Exceptions apply, but not many.

I also listen to a lot of standup these days, thanks to Pandora and Netflix. I love Louis CK, saw Hannibal Buress live, and have a huge crush on Iliza Shlesinger.

Stuff I Watch:
Lot of sci-fi/fantasy stuff, mostly, and TED talks.

Continuum
Eureka
Rick and Morty
Invader Zim
Archer
Bob's Burgers
Warehouse 13
Z-Nation
Leverage
Person of Interest
Nikita
Lost Girl
It's Always Sunny
Buffy/Angel
Breaking Bad

I also have a tradition of watching Colbert's White House Correspondents' Dinner speech on a semi-regular basis, because the shit-eating grin on W's face will never get old.

I'm generally addicted to older Disney movies, because the soundtrack for The Hunchback of Notre Dame is absolutely amazing and never gets old. But I like pretty much any kind of movie if it's done well (but I have a soft spot for zombie movies regardless of quality). Most of my movies are sci-fi, action-drama, and Pixar. Lord of the Rings marathon, anyone? Or a marathon of the MCU movies, because Iron Man is my spirit animal.

Stuff I eat:
I eat basically everything that either isn't miso soup or doesn't have olives or mushrooms in it. Preferably pasta. You could bribe me with lasagna or Nutella, and possibly even with Nutella-covered lasagna. I love the royal hell out of BBQ anything, though. Also I really like curry. And most other ethnic foods, come to think of it. Variety is the spice of life. And so are actual spices.

Also, Chicago-style pizza > all other types. Fight me.
Six things I could never do without
Barbecue sauce
Extra batteries
A notepad
A plan (with or without the canal: Panama!)
An internet connection
A quick one-liner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Basically everything. It's really not healthy, I know, especially with this whole "we have a fascist president" thing going on that's making me have a serious look at going into politics. But I have no idea what that looks like right now. So in the spirit of preserving what little productivity and emotional health I have left, I've tried to pare it down to the simple things I like most - good food, good music, good friends, and the heads of my enemies on stakes arranged tastefully on my lawn. You know, the essentials.

Oh, and I take fun seriously. Like, it's a very close second to my actual political cause of church-state separation in terms of how important it is. We have a finite amount of time every week, and we have a moral obligation to ourselves to maximize the amount of time we spend actually enjoying it. Even moreso when it regards tabletop RPGs, MMOs, and other forms of social gaming, in which case maximizing the fun that everyone else has, as a return on their investment in sharing time with me, becomes basically a religious calling to me. :P On a related note, actively working on being more GGG whenever possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch and probably cussing out at least one other driver on the road.
You should message me if
Basically, if you're not a bot or a libertarian (or worse, an ancap) and you want a companion of to-be-determined levels of closeness. See the potentially-TMI self-summary above. If you're tired of being on a dating site in general, you're already probably halfway there. But being as familiar and/or interested in social justice politics as I am is also highly encouraged.

If I've visited/starred you and haven't said anything, it's because I'm terrible at introductions. I mean, I'm actually really bad at a lot of things, but icebreakers and dating are somewhere near the top and I'm not really in a hurry to combine them. So yeah, go nuts. Also include your favorite type of cheese, because I'm going to ask you that sooner or later anyway. CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
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