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My self-summary
My name is Colin.
Blah blah blah... Who really reads this?
I'm into tattoos, drawing, writing music, video games, traveling, and antique shopping. You can literally find out everything you'd ever want to know about me by spending 5 minutes on my tumblr.

I am an anarcho-syndicalist, feminist, and socially conscious person.

I'm non-binary, and pansexual. Or just queer. I haven't really decided how to label myself yet. Pronouns are they/them.


I'm honestly just looking for friends who are mad chill to hang out with. We can go thrifting, make pillow forts, drink cocoa, watch anime or whatevs. Build some shelves or something.
I'm not looking for someone to date. I just want some new friends. People of the queer community are strongly preferred.

I'm totally rad trust me.

IG: ugh_cloin
SC: cloin815
What I’m doing with my life
Working mostly. I work at an assisted living facility for people 65 and older with schizoaffective disorders. Its definitely never boring. Journaling, doodling, and writing music also encompasses much of my time. Also, whiskey.
I’m really good at
I guess I'm totally not shitty at playing and writing music. I'm really good at trying to be witty or charming, but ending up sounding like a serial killer. I also doodle a lot, but I'm totally garbage at that, it's just for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my glasses. They seem to be the most distinct feature of my face and if I were to remove them, most people would not recognize me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Literally any book by Kurt Vonnegut or Chuck Palahniuk, Christoper Moore, A. Lee Martinez, Tom Robbins, Some classics like George Orwell or Aldous Huxley, etc... Welcome to Night Vale: The novel.

Movies: Donnie Darko, The Evil Dead Series (I haven't seen the remake yet though), Boondock Saints, Eraserhead, Gummo, Kids, Pi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, anything from Monty Python, Tarantino movies, and all Coen Brothers movies except No Country For Old Men, any movie with more explosions than actors, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, I also have a thing for ridiculously over the top awful movies like The Room, Troll 2, The Toxic Avenger, or Pocket Ninjas, I also really love old classic movies like Citizen Kane, or any movie with Audrey Hepburn in it.

Shows: Lost, Scrubs, several different Anime's, Orange is the New Black, Battlestar Galactica, Breaking Bad, United States of Tara, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Trailer Park Boys, Steven Universe

Music: Hardcore, Punk, Ska, Grindcore, Pop Punk, Hip Hop, Folk, Indie

Food: Pizza, Vegetarian Lasagna, Hummus, Smoothies, Mushrooms, Peanut butter and honey sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
1. My zippo
2. My guitar
3. A book
4. Music
5. People that I care about
6. My journal and a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just everything man. Just like, all of the things. Social justice, feminism, equality, etc. I've been really super focused on the alarming trend of young black males being killed in cold blood by white law enforcement, and the systematic racism and oppression that allows these officers to get away with it. So there's that. I also spend a lot of time and energy working towards bettering the lives of people with cognitive disabilities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working, sometimes hanging out and playing video games, sometimes going to shows, mostly writing or drawing in my room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still hold out hope that the Cubs with one day win a World Series.
Also baseball is the only sport I can tolerate.
I have the words "Ham Planet" tattooed on my butt.
I have an extensive nerf gun collection.

One of those isn't true, and it's not the one you think.
You should message me if
-You wanna hang out, or whatever, or you're down to make some bomb ass pillow forts and drink coffee in them.
-If you want to LITERALLY punch me in the face.
-If you've heard of Razia's Shadow, and want to talk about how amazing it is.
-If you use words like: neat, nifty, rad, gnarly, bomb, hella, bogus, or sprankton.
-If you just want someone to talk to.
-If you wanna let me practice portrait photography on you. I wanna get into taking pictures of people but don't know many people who will let me practice on them.
-But seriously, I need someone to make pillow forts with me. My cats keep looking at me all judgementally whenever I do it by myself.
-Penguins have knees. That's not a requirement for messaging me, I just think everyone should know that.
-Please don't message me if you say "melk" instead of milk, "pellow" instead of pillow, or "hev" instead of have.
-If you wanna put stuff in my butt.
-Also don't because I'm literal trash.