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My self-summary
Update: This account's inbox just got filled up, so it was more efficient to simply create a new one allowing 5,000 messages: Loves2Floss. I'm currently in San Diego, but can work, live and play anywhere. Therefore, if you're open-minded, please visit my other profile right now and send me a quick message there to get my attention.

"Possibly The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (Today) or You're Buying Dinner"

Wouldn't you just love to finally meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women and no longer eats sweet and innocent animals (despite not being a vegan)? If so, read on!

Are you "laid back" (yet look intense), do you "love animals" (yet still eat them), "like to eat healthy" (yet rarely do), think you’re a "foodie" (yet don't cook), "love smiling and laughing" (like everyone else), "like staying in and going out" (like they did in the 90s), are you "seeking a partner in crime" (for legal activities), do you like sitting down and standing up, and/or really enjoy breathing oxygen? If so, wow, you sound special and, boy, do we have the guy for you!

Imagine dating a man whose health is usually his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian or psychologist rather than just some entrepreneur. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?! That man is passionate about delicious vegan food and animal rights (because they, too, should be able to vote and marry).

Now, imagine that while this very same man is from Northern New Jersey (outside NYC), he's lived in San Diego since 2002 and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live here for at least the next 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?

Billions. Literally, billions of women wouldn't want to date one like that, but you may, right? You see, after years spent focusing on his career, he's now probably available, possibly interested and potentially qualified to meet and date a very special woman. Just what kind? Funny you should ask.

He seeks a mindful, self-aware and present woman who is affectionate, caring and thoughtful. One with decent conversational skills who is interested in evolving emotionally, psychologically and physically. Or, at the very least, one who's just willing to explore Balboa Park with him for 30 minutes before sunset sometime.

And if you act now, you'll get a free gift. Write him right now and you'll receive one of these bonus emails. You can choose from:

(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Currently Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"
(d) "10 Reasons Why He Won't Write You First"

Just kidding! That's just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if it works, okay?

But wait, there's more!
- His tasteful, shirtless pics are only available by request. Sorry not to disappoint you.
- He's open to both short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never date him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!
- If you're either insecure, emotionally unavailable or immature, seeking perfection and/or living in the past, his team of therapists would love to meet you as well!
- If you're delusional, distracted, deranged, demanding or difficult, you might as well join them, too!
- If you're self-obsessed, seeking attention and/or a sugar baby, you should totally come along!
- If you're a self-proclaimed princess, goddess, or internet celebrity, he'll definitely be saving you a seat for sure!

So, what are you waiting for? With millions of single women online, it might take him years before finding or even viewing your profile. Therefore, you can radically increase the probability of meeting him in real life by writing him right now.

You should also reach out if you crave any of these: care, courage, curiosity, courtesy, creativity, chemistry, connection, cooperation, compassion, compromise, compatibility, consideration, consciousness and communication.

You should NOT message him if... Just kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they don't want?
What I’m doing with my life
is exploring love, relationships and communication.
I’m really good at
- fascilitating intellectually-stimulating conversations
- preparing, cooking and baking meals and desserts
- fixing, repairing and cleaning things at home
- playing piano, singing and songwriting
- maintaining an incredible FICO score
- generating revenue and passive-income
- investing in the right properties at the right time
- helping homeowners increase the value of their investments
- public speaking and leadership
- influencing and inspiring people
- bringing people together
- growing organizations
- making people laugh
- being approachable
- writing books
The first things people usually notice about me
is the box of kittens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: How to Win Friends & Influence People
Movies: comedies, sci-fi and action films
Shows: Shark Tank, Seth MacFarlane's work and Marvel/DC shows
Beats: Everything and esp. musicals and movie soundtracks
Eats: Anything vegan (I usually cook Thai, Indian and Italian)
The six things I could never do without
is pleasure, passion, purpose, patience, paradise and peace.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
communication, passion and intimacy.
On a typical Friday night I am
preparing either an Italian, Thai or Indian vegan dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm completely drug and disease-free.
You should message me if
You should also reach out if you crave any of these: care, courage, curiosity, courtesy, creativity, chemistry, connection, cooperation, compassion, compromise, compatibility, consideration, consciousness and communication.

You should NOT message him if... Just kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they don't want?
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