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My self-summary
these are words that describe me
What I’m doing with my life
Working non stop. When I do stop I binge watch things on netflix
I’m really good at
I don't really have any secret talents.
I can sleep like a champ though. I'm a media junkie too. TV, movies, music. It sometimes scares people when they find out some of the random information I retain.
Sometimes it scares me a bit too. I'm also surprisingly nimble. I may slip on ice but im not likely to actually hit the ground. its quite funny to see (or so I'm told.)
I also seem to be pretty good at making people laugh. Laughing is fun
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: i could go on for days about my music interests. I'm pretty much a jack of all trades when it comes to music I run the gamut on interest but I tend to gravitate toward metal and post rock. I have also come to terms with the fact that I am a music elitist
Between The Buried And Me,
The Ocean
Black Dahlia Murder
Consider The Source
And So I Watch You From Afar
Fall Of Efrafa
Queens of The Stone Age
Russian Circles
Mariachi el Bronx/The Bronx
Buried Inside
All Shall Perish
Amon Amarth
Black Dahlia Murder
Man Man
Spirits Of The Dead
Mouth of The Architect
Scale the Summit
Murder Construct
Cattle Decapitation
At War With Self
Devin Townsend Project
KEN Mode
Big Business
Wu-Tang Clan (of course)

Movies: same answer as above but im a huge horror movie junkie. I can never get enough of them.
Evil Dead (The Remake was not as bad as I expected also)
Dead Alive
All of The Living Dead movies(especially Return Of The Living Dead,basically any zombie movie will do though)
Three Kings
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Freddy/Jason/Michael (the legends)
The Monster Squad
Murder Party
Fight Club
Batman (all of them)
Fantastic Mr Fox
Fright Night (1985) not the remake
Hobo With A Shotgun
God Bless America
Seven Psychopaths (one of the best movies i have seen in a while)
Dark City
The Serpent and The Rainbow
V/H/S 1&2

Books: Anything from Palahniuk, Klosterman, Vonnegut, King. I just finished The Zombie Guide and World War Z by Max Brooks, I'm now reading Watership Down by Richard Adams.

TV: South Park
The Walking Dead
Arrested Development
American Dad
Jon Benjamin Has a Van
Parks And Rec
Forensic Files
Adult Swim Shows
Dog Bites Man
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Home Movies
Always Sunny
True Blood
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Modern Family
Party Down (Ron Donald is one of the best characters ever)

Podcasts: How Did This Get Made? Legion of skanks, Tuesdays with stories, Race Wars, Comedy Bang Bang, Doug Loves Movies, The Cracked Podcast, You Made It Weird, WTF, Improv 4 Humans, The Pod F. Tompkast, the Monday morning podcast, the Joe Rogan experience.

I'm also a big sports fan. I follow as much as I can. Gotta love SportsCenter. Mets, Giants, Knicks, USA Soccer. Not Golf though. fuck golf.

this is a shortened list for the most part.
Six things I could never do without
Hot Sauce. Franks Red Hot will do just fine
South Park (If you hate south park, I cannot imagine how we would get along)
Stand-Up Comedy
Tasty Beers
Horror Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Jokes. I would love to give stand-up a shot so I'm constantly working on jokes. I'm always looking to hear peoples opinions on my jokes.
-Why flying dog's "Raging Bitch" is not served in more bars.
-Words. I constantly over think words. Basically Why is a cow called a Cow and not called a Duck. The process of how words came to be interests me. nothing ever really comes of it. just a time killer
Why no good old school nickelodeon shows are on DVD (doug, are you afraid of the dark, HELL I'd even buy a Wild & Crazy Kids DVD.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have MASSIVELY slowed down my nights of debauchery. Now I'm more likely to be watching something on netflix or listening to a podcast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite my current leanings to Metal music. when I was in 7th grade me and a few friend formed a Rap group. We performed a few times and it was a lot of fun. I wont be giving out my Rap name on here though.
The garbage pail kids movie gave me nightmares... just the creepy "filthy phil" I don;t know why but I see it and it makes me uncomfortable.
I hate rap but if busta is playing I'm sold. dude is nuts.
I am agnostic
I am a big fan/supporter of comedy. I truly believe that anything can be funny if handled by the right comedian. Jim Norton would be a great example of this. "Uncle Paul" anyone?
You should message me if
I am looking for a real connection. I have had some fun. Now I want something serrious. We all want a happy ending right?
The two of us