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My self-summary
I'm looking to meet someone to enjoy the simple things in life with, and someone who definitely doesn't take themselves too seriously, because I certainly don't. Someone who enjoys beers, beaches, bbq, baseball - I'm sure there are a few more enjoyable B's I'm leaving out.

I hang out with high-school kids quite a bit. They keep me fresh on styles and slang and such... They also drive my sense of humor somewhere towards the 16-year-old range.

I've managed to find ways to enjoy exercising - running the lake is something I enjoy, and lifting heavy stuff has its perks, too.

Trying my best to be a good person! I volunteer, always say please and thank you, and try to smile at everyone I cross paths with. So far, I feel like the karmic payoff is going well.
What I’m doing with my life
I coach lacrosse as close to full-time as I can, and end up keeping really odd hours (evenings and weekends). I'm the head coach at a very good high school in the east bay, and I also coach a travel-team for high school kids looking to get recruited to play in college. Additionally, I'm an assistant coach for the Colombian Men's national team.

I worked a desk job for some years out of college, and woke up one day realizing that I just couldn't do it anymore - I quit that day. From then on, I've pursued coaching full time, and great things have been coming my way ever since. I'm very happy, constantly challenged, and really good at what I do. My jobs completely consume me, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I’m really good at
Motivating kids to do what's best for the team
making comments
MarioKart64 (Donkey Kong FTW)
eating too many cheese samples at Berkeley Bowl
Passing out on BART and waking up in Richmond at 1:30am
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard game is pretty nice. That and my cakes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So I don't have cable - and every time I watch "real" TV I remember why I don't. That said, there's some damn funny stuff on TV. 30rock and the simpsons are my two faves of all time, but I also like Broad City, Workaholics, Seinfeld, LOST, Arrested Development, and Adventure Time. Recently discovered Naked and Afraid, and I can't lie - its awesome!

Random sampling of music I'm into:
Action Bronson, IloveMakonnen, Jay-Z, (old) Kanye, Talib Kweli, Ghostface, Outkast, Mac Dre, Too $hort, Lil Wayne, E-40, Iamsu!, Ratatat, Cold War Kids, Peter Bjorn and John, Black Keys, Alt-J, Arcade Fire, Beirut, Animal Collective, The Killers, The XX, Rage Against the Machine, Kid Cudi, Miike Snow, Passion Pit, Yeasayer, Sublime, RHCP, Pepper, Dr. Dog, Coconut Records, Two Door Cinema Club, Electric Guest

Some Movies I think are cool:
City of God, Se7en, Swingers, Casino, Dirty Work, Old School, Grandma's Boy (+1,000,000 points to you if you love this one like I do!), Silver Linings Playbook, Her, Big Lebowski...

Books -
Moneyball, Catcher in the Rye, Guns Germs Steel, Calvin and Hobbes (yes, that counts as a book)

Food -
all the food
Six things I could never do without
The Dubs
my brothers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
t-shirts and sneakers taking up all my closet space

The Wildcat Mafia

On a typical Friday night I am
In summer/fall/winter, I love going out in Oakland and finding more great whiskey to drink, and if I'm feeling extra frisky, I might just hit the layover and dance my tail off.

During the springtime Friday night is game day for me, so I will likely be at school concocting ways to ravage the opposition. My team is pretty nice like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied to all you ugly white ladies - I didn't go to Africa, I was hiding in a warehouse in Queens watching vintage pornography!
You should message me if
you like cheeseburgers
you like beards
you can quote old simpsons episodes with stunning accuracy
The two of us