Coastanoan
38 Half Moon Bay, United States
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My self-summary
I would like someone attractive, passionate about the earth and their own health, altruistic and sexy. Seems like not too much to ask but apparently it's a tall order. I would like to think I am basically those things I mentioned. Lets face it, it is work to get past the small talk, but a pleasure to get to know someone when a connection is felt. See you soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeing the world while planning retirement early are my goals.
I’m really good at
Opening those Pillsbury tubes without getting nervous when it's about to pop, know the ones I mean?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll ask around and see. UPDATE: I asked around and most people said the first thing they noticed was that I "asked a lot of irritating questions". They relented and said that I was tall, had a great smile and was intelligent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't even know how to read. I hate shows and would prefer to be deaf than listen to most of the trash put on the radio song. I eat only a watery gruel or moldy turnip stew when I am lucky.
The six things I could never do without
I could NEVER do without these relevant questions! They are highly addictive and enjoyable. I hope to finish this questionnaire by next year, if I am lucky. Oh the joy! Fuck this where my girls at?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about how to change society for the better. I am SO sick of surface shit on here. The ladies are so far so boring. I CRAVE intensity and excitement...responses like "lol, fine how are you?, what do you do for work?" are so routine and boring, please understand I have JUST answered that same question 15 times in the last hour! PLEASE be beautiful or at least attractive and be in shape and have SOMETHING to say. I am not interested in chasing down people who stare at their phones, slack jawed, pimping themselves out for 'likes'. Guys may 'like' you there, but it does not make you great! It makes guys thirsty, get the picture? WTF.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing my own stunt double.
You should message me if
You think I am trouble, if you think I will be the best mistake of your life! Oh also if you "live life to the fullest" get a new phrase because 70 percent of the women on here write that. Swear.
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